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The black sheep of the family
Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:04 by

Quite like his little sister, Andrew Tweedy has never been a saint. Difference is, he gets punished for his misbehaviour. Having spent six years in jail for stabbing and four years for mugging in the past, it looks like the 30-year-old is heading back to his second home. He's just been charged with armed robbery...

It really is quite a depressing story.

Along with two other balaclava-clad men, aged 22 and 23, Tweedy allegedly strolled into a Post Office in North Tyneside, waved a gun and a machete (a fucking machete!) at customers and staff, emptied the tills and ran away with thousands of pounds - probably in postal notes.

The three were arrested yesterday after a raid on their homes and have now been charged with armed robbery. Also charged was Tweedy's girlfriend and the mother of their baby son, Emma Stanners, for money laundering.

The worst part is that there is an innocent child involved in all of this - whose parents are inevitably going to be packed away to prison.

The best part is that Andrew has been branded as the "black sheep" of the family - arguably the understatement of the year. No wonder Cheryl hasn't changed her name back to Tweedy yet.

THANK YOU REV JESSE CUSTER!

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Comments

  • Excellent (laughs).

    Mind you it's all her fault anyway. If she was slipping her brother the odd pony now and again he'd have had no need to rob the Abbey.

    PuddyTwat Sat, 15/05/2010 - 19:00

  • "My brothers taught me: if someone hits you, you hit them back. That's still how I view it and that's what I'll teach my kids"

    Great. So, no diplomacy skills, talking through disputes, reasoning or debate. Just a good old fashioned smack in the teeth, probably while the other person isn't expecting it. as is the Tweedy way.

    She is such fucking scum, she makes me seethe. She also said on an interview once that she hated her teachers for having a go at her for not trying in her GCSEs. She then postscripted the interview by saying "... but who's now earning the most by a long way, hey?"

    Fabulous - as if teaching our nation's feral kids wasn't fucking difficult enough. And the problem is, like her vermin mother, she'll probably drop out sprogs like smeary bogies, and with just as much ease....

    koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 18:44

  • Maybe, but I bet he copped a feel of his daughter as well, if the SP is anything to go by

    koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 18:38

  • Was Andrew Tweedy's dad a Chinaman?

    whatthe. Fri, 14/05/2010 - 18:22

  • spastic

    TheNode Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:06

  • is he wearing a cap over a beanie? now that's just greedy

    cocknocker Fri, 14/05/2010 - 15:29

  • I'm with that annoyingly good little girl on Outnumbered. It's ok to hit them if you do so like a lady. Hit fail on C's part.
    edit : good as in you hate that a brat like that can make you laugh as opposed to good as in a good girl. Connotation and denotation. Thank fuck it's friday. Please, please, it is Friday? Having my doubts at 13:53.

    stella ah trois Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:54

  • have you heard, JFK has been shot.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:54

  • And K What time did my 'news' arrive? huh? Stella scoops. A favourite at Il glace con sprinkles.

    stella ah trois Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:51

  • Black sheep? BLACK sheep? Don't tell Cheryl - she'll beat him up in the toilets ...

    malcolmcoles Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:24

  • Ha ha ha yeah and maybe we could set up a forum called something like....oh I don't know "Cunts Corner" ? where people could enter celebs & other things that they found cunty.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:21

  • You know she's got three brothers and a sister? And because it's Friday and I'm bored shitless, I looked up a few details and found a lovely quote from Mrs Cole describing her attitude to life:

    "My brothers taught me: if someone hits you, you hit them back. That's still how I view it and that's what I'll teach my kids"

    Unless they are black toilet attendants in nightclubs, in which case you should hit them first, obviously.

    slug Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:06

  • Once a scummer, always a scummer. And the apples never fall far from the tree, right, Cheryl, you racist thug?

    koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:03

  • If only he'd borrowed his sister's trick to prove his innocence, i.e. start shagging a Post Office.

    Hang on; The 'black sheep' of the Tweedy family? Isn't that like saying 'The cunt from Jedward'?

    dubbadubbadubbadubba Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:03

  • Hey Rev, we could get together on this, you can do the scoops, I'll do the photo(shopping)s.

    It'd be halcyon daze. Just like MJ and Blart all over again.... *cough*

    koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:02

  • The Reverend Jesse Custer is one hell of a newshound. Beating Mr HM at his own game...

    CrazyHorxe Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:42

  • *COUGH*

    Mr. HM Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:23

  • Where's my credit on this story Mr HM ??

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:13

  • Where's my credit on this story Mr HM ??

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:13

  • *COUGH*

    Mr. HM Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:23

  • The Reverend Jesse Custer is one hell of a newshound. Beating Mr HM at his own game...

    CrazyHorxe Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:42

  • Hey Rev, we could get together on this, you can do the scoops, I'll do the photo(shopping)s.

    It'd be halcyon daze. Just like MJ and Blart all over again.... *cough*

    koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:02

  • If only he'd borrowed his sister's trick to prove his innocence, i.e. start shagging a Post Office.

    Hang on; The 'black sheep' of the Tweedy family? Isn't that like saying 'The cunt from Jedward'?

    dubbadubbadubbadubba Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:03

  • Once a scummer, always a scummer. And the apples never fall far from the tree, right, Cheryl, you racist thug?

    koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:03

  • You know she's got three brothers and a sister? And because it's Friday and I'm bored shitless, I looked up a few details and found a lovely quote from Mrs Cole describing her attitude to life:

    "My brothers taught me: if someone hits you, you hit them back. That's still how I view it and that's what I'll teach my kids"

    Unless they are black toilet attendants in nightclubs, in which case you should hit them first, obviously.

    slug Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:06

  • Ha ha ha yeah and maybe we could set up a forum called something like....oh I don't know "Cunts Corner" ? where people could enter celebs & other things that they found cunty.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:21

  • Black sheep? BLACK sheep? Don't tell Cheryl - she'll beat him up in the toilets ...

    malcolmcoles Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:24

  • And K What time did my 'news' arrive? huh? Stella scoops. A favourite at Il glace con sprinkles.

    stella ah trois Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:51

  • have you heard, JFK has been shot.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:54

  • I'm with that annoyingly good little girl on Outnumbered. It's ok to hit them if you do so like a lady. Hit fail on C's part.
    edit : good as in you hate that a brat like that can make you laugh as opposed to good as in a good girl. Connotation and denotation. Thank fuck it's friday. Please, please, it is Friday? Having my doubts at 13:53.

    stella ah trois Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:54

  • is he wearing a cap over a beanie? now that's just greedy

    cocknocker Fri, 14/05/2010 - 15:29

  • spastic

    TheNode Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:06

  • Was Andrew Tweedy's dad a Chinaman?

    whatthe. Fri, 14/05/2010 - 18:22

  • Maybe, but I bet he copped a feel of his daughter as well, if the SP is anything to go by

    koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 18:38

  • "My brothers taught me: if someone hits you, you hit them back. That's still how I view it and that's what I'll teach my kids"

    Great. So, no diplomacy skills, talking through disputes, reasoning or debate. Just a good old fashioned smack in the teeth, probably while the other person isn't expecting it. as is the Tweedy way.

    She is such fucking scum, she makes me seethe. She also said on an interview once that she hated her teachers for having a go at her for not trying in her GCSEs. She then postscripted the interview by saying "... but who's now earning the most by a long way, hey?"

    Fabulous - as if teaching our nation's feral kids wasn't fucking difficult enough. And the problem is, like her vermin mother, she'll probably drop out sprogs like smeary bogies, and with just as much ease....

    koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 18:44

  • Excellent (laughs).

    Mind you it's all her fault anyway. If she was slipping her brother the odd pony now and again he'd have had no need to rob the Abbey.

    PuddyTwat Sat, 15/05/2010 - 19:00

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