Cheryl Cole's brother jailed for six years, other brother parties with Derek Hough

2 Andrew Tweedy's going back to his holiday home

Saint Andrew of Tweedy

Bet he's in a Hough now

Sat, 12/03/2011 - 14:33 by

Cheryl Cole's naughty older brother, Andrew Tweedy, was yesterday sentenced at Newcastle Crown Court to six years in prison for his part in armed robbery, while her half-brother, Garry, was hitting the dance floor in LA with Cheryl's bff, Derek Hough. We wonder which one she prefers...

You must all be familiar with the work of Andrew Tweedy by now?

Prison is the nutjob's second home. He's spent half his life behind bars with 90 - NINETY!!! - convictions under his belt, including stabbing and mugging.

And now he can add armed robbery to his CV, as he's finally been sent down for the post office heist he and his chums carried out back in May last year. With the help of a handgun and a machete, Tweedy's gang drove from his home to the post office, where they pulled on balaclavas, screamed "give us the money or one of these will get it" to some pram-clutching mothers and ran away with two grand - which they later blew on one night in a hotel.

Despite his lawyer's attempt to defend him with the amazing argument that he had "a deficiency in consequential thinking that led him into this foolish escapade", Cher's frere was packed off to jail with a six year sentence.

Meanwhile, over in the 'sunny Newcastle' of LA, Cheryl's other brother, Garry, was partying the night away with her boyfriend, Derek Hough and mysterious blonde. Photos going about show the two of them sharing a drink - a beer for Gaz and a Cosmopolitan for Dez - as the professional dancer tried to decipher just wtf was coming out the Geordie lad was saying to him...

"ahh ye ken lyk, ah wez doon the Grove wi ma Mam watchin wor Chez on the TV when big Andy walks in wi a big fuck off machete and a handful ah fifties".

Celebrity Arrests, Cheryl Cole Pictures, Cheryl Cole, Derek Hough

Comments

That'll teach ya
Urfugginjokin Mon, 14/03/2011 - 11:50
Aaaaaaaaaarrrghhhhh ! No !!!!!!!
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 14/03/2011 - 11:37
Run faster cockney cunt
Urfugginjokin Mon, 14/03/2011 - 11:30
Typical geordie if you ask me.......*runs*
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 14/03/2011 - 10:53
Anyway, looks nice that Andrew Tweedy, doesn't he?
Urfugginjokin Mon, 14/03/2011 - 01:58
Ye Ken? TV?

You mean YE KNAA and Telly????
Urfugginjokin Mon, 14/03/2011 - 01:26
Better two hats which you can easily remove than at least three shit tattoos - thigh, arm and back of the neck if memory serves re Tweedle dum-Tweedle -cole. Ouch. Once ouch getting it done and daily ouch regretting every moment. Kids, don't do it. Smoke, drink, get STDs, even smoke skunk (cos your mum smoked 'grass' and she thought it was the same shit so didn't worry that you were chugging away in you room. But it turns out it is a modified version of cannabis and smoking it will put you in a mad ward down the general with some form of psychosis). Probably. Do all of that but don't get tattoos. I have NEVER met anyone who is happy about this act of tattoo doing thing. Go and mainline domestos, snort your grandad's ashes but please never get a tattoo. This was a public service announcement/plea.
stella ah trois Sun, 13/03/2011 - 00:56
oh my god, now we are being bombarded with the relations of 'celebrities'. heavens to betsy (or something along those lines).
BitchyNits Sat, 12/03/2011 - 20:19
Ally F would NEVER LIE TO US, Will. If that is your real name, Will. Is it? Anyway, basically what Stella said; Ally works hard to keep some breasts or something.

ALSO: pic 1- TWO HATS? Mental.
tescopop Sat, 12/03/2011 - 17:29
Would you elaborate? Well, surely you would have? If you could. Unless you want all us mingers out here to believe this rubbish, you will have to use words a little bit more simple than 'inaccurate'. Cos AllyF is a saint, working all weekend to keep us abreast of all things to do with living the dream. Which does actually, and factually, relate to Cheryl Cole/Tweedy having a moron brother. Or were your comments pertaining to what Hough had in the bar? Not her brother I hope. NO! Are you implying that Hough is gay and then went and knobbed Cheryl's brother?! Shit, these gossip websites are really quite something, aren't they?
stella ah trois Sat, 12/03/2011 - 16:00
I would never take piss. Only...
stella ah trois Sat, 12/03/2011 - 15:59
ye ken? ye ken? never heard that said here in the toon ever. some scottish people say it. bloody cocknernies can't even take this piss correctly
ooooohblondie Sat, 12/03/2011 - 15:48
Inaccurate article...
Will_NYC Sat, 12/03/2011 - 15:34

Inaccurate article...
Will_NYC Sat, 12/03/2011 - 15:34
ye ken? ye ken? never heard that said here in the toon ever. some scottish people say it. bloody cocknernies can't even take this piss correctly
ooooohblondie Sat, 12/03/2011 - 15:48
I would never take piss. Only...
stella ah trois Sat, 12/03/2011 - 15:59
Would you elaborate? Well, surely you would have? If you could. Unless you want all us mingers out here to believe this rubbish, you will have to use words a little bit more simple than 'inaccurate'. Cos AllyF is a saint, working all weekend to keep us abreast of all things to do with living the dream. Which does actually, and factually, relate to Cheryl Cole/Tweedy having a moron brother. Or were your comments pertaining to what Hough had in the bar? Not her brother I hope. NO! Are you implying that Hough is gay and then went and knobbed Cheryl's brother?! Shit, these gossip websites are really quite something, aren't they?
stella ah trois Sat, 12/03/2011 - 16:00
Ally F would NEVER LIE TO US, Will. If that is your real name, Will. Is it? Anyway, basically what Stella said; Ally works hard to keep some breasts or something.

ALSO: pic 1- TWO HATS? Mental.
tescopop Sat, 12/03/2011 - 17:29
oh my god, now we are being bombarded with the relations of 'celebrities'. heavens to betsy (or something along those lines).
BitchyNits Sat, 12/03/2011 - 20:19
Better two hats which you can easily remove than at least three shit tattoos - thigh, arm and back of the neck if memory serves re Tweedle dum-Tweedle -cole. Ouch. Once ouch getting it done and daily ouch regretting every moment. Kids, don't do it. Smoke, drink, get STDs, even smoke skunk (cos your mum smoked 'grass' and she thought it was the same shit so didn't worry that you were chugging away in you room. But it turns out it is a modified version of cannabis and smoking it will put you in a mad ward down the general with some form of psychosis). Probably. Do all of that but don't get tattoos. I have NEVER met anyone who is happy about this act of tattoo doing thing. Go and mainline domestos, snort your grandad's ashes but please never get a tattoo. This was a public service announcement/plea.
stella ah trois Sun, 13/03/2011 - 00:56
Ye Ken? TV?

You mean YE KNAA and Telly????
Urfugginjokin Mon, 14/03/2011 - 01:26
Anyway, looks nice that Andrew Tweedy, doesn't he?
Urfugginjokin Mon, 14/03/2011 - 01:58
Typical geordie if you ask me.......*runs*
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 14/03/2011 - 10:53
Run faster cockney cunt
Urfugginjokin Mon, 14/03/2011 - 11:30
Aaaaaaaaaarrrghhhhh ! No !!!!!!!
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 14/03/2011 - 11:37
That'll teach ya
Urfugginjokin Mon, 14/03/2011 - 11:50