Cheryl's brother doesn't like Ashley Cole, says he cheated on her with "absolute dogs"

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Andrew Tweedy and his favourite brother-in-lawAndrew Tweedy and his favourite brother-in-law

Brotherly Love
Tue, 23/03/2010 - 15:51 by

It's fair to say Cheryl Cole's big brother, Andrew Tweedy, isn't best pleased with the way his brother-in-law, Ashley, has been treating his sister recently. The popstar's angelic brother let it all out in a recent interview with Star magazine, giving the footballer a good ticking off for his misbehaviour.

Andrew, who isn't blessed with quite as beautiful a face as his sister, poked fun at Ashley by slagging off the women who he allegedly cheated on Cheryl with:

"He's cheated on a gorgeous woman with absolute dogs"

He makes a fair point. But we'd love to take a look at some of the beauties he's shagged in his time.

The lesser of the two Tweedys continued to vent his anger at Ashley, taking a dig at his ego:

"An example of him being f***ing arrogant was him saying he was only getting £55,000 a week. Cheryl knows the value of money, but f***ing hell, man, some people are lucky to get £55 a week"

By "some people" he means himself, obviously.

Like the rest of us, Andrew would love to give Ashley Cole a good smack in the face. However, he's resisting temptation in case he ends up back in prison - having previously done six years for stabbing and four years for mugging.

"I couldn't trust myself going down to Surrey to their home. I would probably end up in jail"

Sounds like jail's where you belong, mate. Isn't Cheryl lucky to have such a protective brother?

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Comments

  • You know it. That's exactly what I was thinking.
    Could it be he really LOVES his sister? Let's not go there...cos HE might have tried to.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 24/03/2010 - 15:34

  • Silly Cheryl- only she could end up with the only black guy to have a small dick- this is her penance ( and all those Hail Mary's ) for twating the black toilet attendant at The Drink in Guildford all those years ago ( you can take the girl out of..............................)

    the flange Wed, 24/03/2010 - 14:26

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    sibat0705 Wed, 24/03/2010 - 14:19

  • Yeah - they both hate blacks

    koshmar Wed, 24/03/2010 - 00:50

  • Does anyone see any family resemblance?

    stella ah trois Tue, 23/03/2010 - 21:52

  • Poster in the 90's. FAIL

    BonnyWill Tue, 23/03/2010 - 19:51

  • To be fair he probably would end up in jail. For nicking all his sister's stuff.

    dandyboy Tue, 23/03/2010 - 19:09

  • "I couldn't trust myself going down to Surrey to their home. I would probably end up in jail"

    No, you'd probably end up in Currys, you thick cunt.

    dubbadubbadubbadubba Tue, 23/03/2010 - 18:40

  • Don't suppose there's a frustrated Calzaghe in there somewhere is there?

    slug Tue, 23/03/2010 - 18:18

  • No matter how gorgeous the woman, some man, somewhere, is sick of her shit.

    fatcatpat Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:37

  • Boom-Boom !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:26

  • Well he'd know one when he saw one (and shag it) by the looks of things. I love relatives. So fucking embarrassing. I think there is a whole website that could be devoted to fucking embarrassing relatives of the stars. Go for it, Mr HM - it's a winner!

    stella ah trois Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:22

  • Yeah, and her brother doesn't look great either

    koshmar Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:19

  • What a rat-faced cunt he is. Tweedy, not Cole. I'm glad you brought up his previous as I was about to enlighten you with that. Good to see the Tweedy jailbird gene is alive and well in all the family, eh?

    Nation's Sweetheart, Christ - we might as well have had Maxine Carr

    koshmar Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:17

  • Thick geordie cunt with massive forehead shocker.

    BonnyWill Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:17

  • Seems like he must have been got a good razor slashing himself judging by the scar under his fat chin.
    Who would have thought the "nation's sweetheart's" brother had such a pikey hairstyle?!

    kermits Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:16

  • Seems like he must have been got a good razor slashing himself judging by the scar under his fat chin.
    Who would have thought the "nation's sweetheart's" brother had such a pikey hairstyle?!

    kermits Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:16

  • Thick geordie cunt with massive forehead shocker.

    BonnyWill Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:17

  • What a rat-faced cunt he is. Tweedy, not Cole. I'm glad you brought up his previous as I was about to enlighten you with that. Good to see the Tweedy jailbird gene is alive and well in all the family, eh?

    Nation's Sweetheart, Christ - we might as well have had Maxine Carr

    koshmar Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:17

  • Yeah, and her brother doesn't look great either

    koshmar Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:19

  • Well he'd know one when he saw one (and shag it) by the looks of things. I love relatives. So fucking embarrassing. I think there is a whole website that could be devoted to fucking embarrassing relatives of the stars. Go for it, Mr HM - it's a winner!

    stella ah trois Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:22

  • Boom-Boom !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:26

  • No matter how gorgeous the woman, some man, somewhere, is sick of her shit.

    fatcatpat Tue, 23/03/2010 - 16:37

  • Don't suppose there's a frustrated Calzaghe in there somewhere is there?

    slug Tue, 23/03/2010 - 18:18

  • "I couldn't trust myself going down to Surrey to their home. I would probably end up in jail"

    No, you'd probably end up in Currys, you thick cunt.

    dubbadubbadubbadubba Tue, 23/03/2010 - 18:40

  • To be fair he probably would end up in jail. For nicking all his sister's stuff.

    dandyboy Tue, 23/03/2010 - 19:09

  • Poster in the 90's. FAIL

    BonnyWill Tue, 23/03/2010 - 19:51

  • Does anyone see any family resemblance?

    stella ah trois Tue, 23/03/2010 - 21:52

  • Yeah - they both hate blacks

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    sibat0705 Wed, 24/03/2010 - 14:19

  • Silly Cheryl- only she could end up with the only black guy to have a small dick- this is her penance ( and all those Hail Mary's ) for twating the black toilet attendant at The Drink in Guildford all those years ago ( you can take the girl out of..............................)

    the flange Wed, 24/03/2010 - 14:26

  • You know it. That's exactly what I was thinking.
    Could it be he really LOVES his sister? Let's not go there...cos HE might have tried to.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 24/03/2010 - 15:34

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