Sharon Osbourne gets accosted by a lunatic
Sharon!
Thu, 04/03/2010 - 10:41 by Mr. HMThe Children's Champions awards were held at Grovesnor House last night and a bunch of celebs turned up to honour unsung heroes of children. Sharon Osbourne? Really?
In her daughter's autobiography, Kelly says:
"I started dating a guy when I was 14 but he dumped me in front of everyone, saying I was fat. Next day, Mum turned up at school, marched over to him and said: ‘If you don’t stop saying nasty lies about my daughter, I’m going to chop your d**k off and shove it down your throat.’ "
Nice.
In other news, I'm not sure what shade of lipstick Antony Costa is wearing, but Su Pollard wants it back.
Also, don't know about you, but I'm really happy to see Daniella Westbrook back to her former glowing self. She looks so gentile, so loving.
The awards are shown on Sky1 soon.
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Can someone please remind me who the fuck Abi Clancy is, apart from a footballers' spunk receptacle?
Aw aren't we all cunts for calling these caring celebs cunts at a "children's champion" awards gig? Not that the free booze, gizzits bag and priceless publicity would have fuck all to do with these philanthropic beacons....
Caprice? 38? Come now. That ain't right. Surely this delicate flower, this maiden, is nothing more than...23 tops.
Duncan Ballantyne: "You raaaaaaaang?"
And what's going on with his hands? Has he been digging up coffins? I know he's got a few quid but not even Debbie McGee would sleep with him. He looks like a parsnip.
ha!
So gentile? Anti-semite.
So gentile? Anti-semite.
ha!
Duncan Ballantyne: "You raaaaaaaang?"
And what's going on with his hands? Has he been digging up coffins? I know he's got a few quid but not even Debbie McGee would sleep with him. He looks like a parsnip.
Caprice? 38? Come now. That ain't right. Surely this delicate flower, this maiden, is nothing more than...23 tops.
Aw aren't we all cunts for calling these caring celebs cunts at a "children's champion" awards gig? Not that the free booze, gizzits bag and priceless publicity would have fuck all to do with these philanthropic beacons....
Can someone please remind me who the fuck Abi Clancy is, apart from a footballers' spunk receptacle?