Madeley arrested
Mon, 17/08/2009 - 17:03 by HM writer
Chloe Madeley, the 22-year-old daughter of Richard and Judy, has been charged with drink-driving after her car was found overturned by police...

Chloe was arrested when police were called to the road accident in North London's Barnet in the early hours of yesterday morning. Police found the car but the driver had fled the scene.

But officers tracked down the owner of the vehicle as Miss Madeley and she was believed to have been arrested at her parent's home, where she still lives. She was breathalysed, taken to the police station and has since been charged with driving over the limit.

Chloe dropped out of Leeds university to follow in her parent's footsteps and become a TV presenter. But we already have too many of them...

She also showed she was serious by stripping off to her underwear for FHM and became a runner on The Alan Titchmarsh Show before joining her parent's show New Position which has since been axed.

Her spokesperson has yet to comment...

  • It's because of people like her I am glad the breathalyzer exists, we're all equal in the eyes of the law so now she'll just have to cope with the legal charges. I wonder if she learned her lesson from this...

    ronny Mon, 07/03/2011 - 14:56
  • She is one ugly twat that would be stacking shelves (or better still, scrubbing puke off floors) were it not for the utter abortions that pass for her parents. Scumbags, the lot of 'em!

    walsingham Tue, 18/08/2009 - 11:24
  • The Simpletons - The Movie ^

    kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:29
  • Too much Vodka - sorry Champagne - in her gene pool, there's her problem right there.

    jiggerycock Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:01
  • With parents like these it would drive any one to drink , if Richard was my Dad it wouldnt be a smoking bong in my hand but a smoking gun

    carbon cowboy Mon, 17/08/2009 - 22:38
  • She certainly hasn't benefitted from her mother's genes in the funbags department, but she sure has her father's vacant look,...

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 21:47
  • The daughter, however, is another matter - a benficiary of the thinliest veiled nepotism in showbiz, as pointed out, she got the job on mummy and daddy's show as the celeb reporter. Can you imagine the fucking interview:

    "Hello - what's your name please?"

    "Chloe Madeley"

    "Well done, the job's yours"

    "Thanks daddy, see you at dinner, yah?"

    And she also got away with being filmed smoking cannabis, with pics on her Facebook profile - DUH! - but daddy smoothed that one out and put the world of progressive parenting back 30 years saying "It was only a bong... I couldn't give a stuff".

    The best bit though was when some pikeys stole her mobile phone and daddy got all ragey on telly about it - can you imagine how fucking embarassing that must be for your pseudo-trendy dad to go live on TV and have a rant at the pikeys who stole your phone? Yeah! You go for it! Tell 'em, daddio!

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 19:11
  • I fucking hate this family with as much bile reserved for cunts like the Hiltons or Osbornes. King twat himself is a complete turd anyway, the smuggest cunt on telly. I did a little research on him when I did his entry for a rival website...

    Firstly, the poncy pretty boy freely admits to having had about 10 affairs in his first marriage. He was married for 5 years only, work it out. So, he and his delightful now-wife "Big Tits" decided to leave their respective partners and get wed, and the sickliest coupling in TV was born. With reference to the hilarious wine shoplifting charge, Madeley is always keen to point out it was champagne, not yer normal plonk. Arrogant cunt!

    Then we have the phone-in scam, which they later admitted had happened over TWO series of their prog. And they still encouraged people to ring in... The best howler of all, though, is the feeblest of excuses for the fall in ratings of their satellite TV show - "Viewers couldn't find us".

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 19:10
  • What happened to the good old days when celebs had to shag their way to fame instead of relying on mummy and daddy?
    Tsk Tsk, how I long for the days of yore.

    sandyman Mon, 17/08/2009 - 18:42
  • Richard and Judy aren't too bad but I am not keen on the offspring... ugh... Peaches Geldof has a new rival for most hated celeb sprog.

    I actually can't see her nose that well here..

    carlybunny Mon, 17/08/2009 - 18:27
  • Look at her massive nose.

    Mike Hannigan Mon, 17/08/2009 - 17:34
  • Look at her massive nose.

    Mike Hannigan Mon, 17/08/2009 - 17:34
  • Richard and Judy aren't too bad but I am not keen on the offspring... ugh... Peaches Geldof has a new rival for most hated celeb sprog.

    I actually can't see her nose that well here..

    carlybunny Mon, 17/08/2009 - 18:27
  • What happened to the good old days when celebs had to shag their way to fame instead of relying on mummy and daddy?
    Tsk Tsk, how I long for the days of yore.

    sandyman Mon, 17/08/2009 - 18:42
  • I fucking hate this family with as much bile reserved for cunts like the Hiltons or Osbornes. King twat himself is a complete turd anyway, the smuggest cunt on telly. I did a little research on him when I did his entry for a rival website...

    Firstly, the poncy pretty boy freely admits to having had about 10 affairs in his first marriage. He was married for 5 years only, work it out. So, he and his delightful now-wife "Big Tits" decided to leave their respective partners and get wed, and the sickliest coupling in TV was born. With reference to the hilarious wine shoplifting charge, Madeley is always keen to point out it was champagne, not yer normal plonk. Arrogant cunt!

    Then we have the phone-in scam, which they later admitted had happened over TWO series of their prog. And they still encouraged people to ring in... The best howler of all, though, is the feeblest of excuses for the fall in ratings of their satellite TV show - "Viewers couldn't find us".

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 19:10
  • The daughter, however, is another matter - a benficiary of the thinliest veiled nepotism in showbiz, as pointed out, she got the job on mummy and daddy's show as the celeb reporter. Can you imagine the fucking interview:

    "Hello - what's your name please?"

    "Chloe Madeley"

    "Well done, the job's yours"

    "Thanks daddy, see you at dinner, yah?"

    And she also got away with being filmed smoking cannabis, with pics on her Facebook profile - DUH! - but daddy smoothed that one out and put the world of progressive parenting back 30 years saying "It was only a bong... I couldn't give a stuff".

    The best bit though was when some pikeys stole her mobile phone and daddy got all ragey on telly about it - can you imagine how fucking embarassing that must be for your pseudo-trendy dad to go live on TV and have a rant at the pikeys who stole your phone? Yeah! You go for it! Tell 'em, daddio!

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 19:11
  • She certainly hasn't benefitted from her mother's genes in the funbags department, but she sure has her father's vacant look,...

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 21:47
  • With parents like these it would drive any one to drink , if Richard was my Dad it wouldnt be a smoking bong in my hand but a smoking gun

    carbon cowboy Mon, 17/08/2009 - 22:38
  • Too much Vodka - sorry Champagne - in her gene pool, there's her problem right there.

    jiggerycock Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:01
  • The Simpletons - The Movie ^

    kwebb Tue, 18/08/2009 - 10:29
  • She is one ugly twat that would be stacking shelves (or better still, scrubbing puke off floors) were it not for the utter abortions that pass for her parents. Scumbags, the lot of 'em!

    walsingham Tue, 18/08/2009 - 11:24
  • It's because of people like her I am glad the breathalyzer exists, we're all equal in the eyes of the law so now she'll just have to cope with the legal charges. I wonder if she learned her lesson from this...

    ronny Mon, 07/03/2011 - 14:56

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