Brown was sentenced to 180 days of community labour at Virginia police-horse stable (both full of shit then) for assaulting ex-girlfriend Rihanna. He will also be set the task of washing government cars, picking up rubbish and cleaning up graffiti near his hometown in Richmond.

A Richmond police spokesperson said:

"We'll just take a look at it day by day and certainly would ask for the cooperation of the public and Chris' fans so that he is able to satisfy the work requirements."

 

Brown's work hours were supposed to be secret but he indirectly alerted paparazzi to his whereabouts through his 'tweets'. He also posted a picture of himself in his work duds on Twitter saying:

"Check out my outfit!"

We don't know why he's taking the piss, he wore a baby blue bow tie and matching jumper on Larry King last week...