Quote of the Day
Wed, 18/11/2009 - 15:59 by HM writer

Chris Brown has been blowing his own trumpet about his success with the ladies, despite his recent conviction for the attack on his former girlfriend, Rihanna...

Brown admitted that he probably won't have a problem dating other woman, even after his violent assault on Rihanna, because, well, because he's Chris Brown. We'd keep quiet about that bit...

Brown said:

"I love women. But I would say definitely I've just been chilling. I haven't really been trying to get into a relationship or trying to date anybody. I've just kind of been working on me."

"My whole dating thing, I've been kind of chilling. I mean, I'm Chris Brown. I'm not saying it like that, but, it's like, girls are gonna be around."

Yeah, about that...

  • Peter Sutcliffe and Ian Brady get tons of fanmail from women each week - there's no accounting for some people.

    'Having girls around' is the slime trail you get after crawling across the media once upon a time and not the badge of a bitching sex god.

    jiggerycock Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:04
  • Isn't stab a bit OTT? you mentalist

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 10:35
  • I'd happily stab this worthless woman-beating fuckhole in the throat until my arms got really, really tired.

    And Rhihihinanana looks like a fucking ugly bulldog too.

    aaaargh Thu, 19/11/2009 - 01:54
  • Well, as we can see by the fuckwits who are famous and rich in music by achieving precisely fuck all worthwhile in the musicianship stakes, are those whose CDs that the thick British public buy in their droves... and yes, we mean Cheryl fucking Cole, Gurlz Alowd, Kanye fucking West, Madonna, the list goes fucking on.... so no, no-one fucking learns

    Blartmonster Wed, 18/11/2009 - 23:06
  • that umbrella song was fucking annoying though

    mike hunt Wed, 18/11/2009 - 19:37
  • Wow, a rented Lambo. That fucking Jeremy Clarkson has got a lot to answer for.

    I'm sticking with my two Lexi

    merylhighground Wed, 18/11/2009 - 19:05
  • He is as attractive as a toenail fungus that just does not want to go away. I'm struggling to see how anyone would find him or Rihannanus remotely attractive.

    kermits Wed, 18/11/2009 - 18:00
  • What is this dippy cunt famous for apart from bravely biting and punching a girl whilst driving a rented Lambo?

    pandakiller Wed, 18/11/2009 - 17:09
  • it's ridiculous the amount of girls posting comments online like 'she deserved it' and 'i'd treat him so good he'd never have to hit me'. fucking dicks. he should be locked up, he evidently shows no real remorse for what he's done...

    NoKrugNoThanks. Wed, 18/11/2009 - 17:09
  • The problem is, loads of his fans are still all like "hey, we still love you, Chris" and they seem to be ignoring the whole, you know, proclivity-to-hit-women thing. It makes me sick, really. He should be in prison along with every other abusive cunt, but he's not.

    tescopop Wed, 18/11/2009 - 16:38
  • Prick

    Stramash Wed, 18/11/2009 - 16:27
  • Prick

    Stramash Wed, 18/11/2009 - 16:27
  • The problem is, loads of his fans are still all like "hey, we still love you, Chris" and they seem to be ignoring the whole, you know, proclivity-to-hit-women thing. It makes me sick, really. He should be in prison along with every other abusive cunt, but he's not.

    tescopop Wed, 18/11/2009 - 16:38
  • it's ridiculous the amount of girls posting comments online like 'she deserved it' and 'i'd treat him so good he'd never have to hit me'. fucking dicks. he should be locked up, he evidently shows no real remorse for what he's done...

    NoKrugNoThanks. Wed, 18/11/2009 - 17:09
  • What is this dippy cunt famous for apart from bravely biting and punching a girl whilst driving a rented Lambo?

    pandakiller Wed, 18/11/2009 - 17:09
  • He is as attractive as a toenail fungus that just does not want to go away. I'm struggling to see how anyone would find him or Rihannanus remotely attractive.

    kermits Wed, 18/11/2009 - 18:00
  • Wow, a rented Lambo. That fucking Jeremy Clarkson has got a lot to answer for.

    I'm sticking with my two Lexi

    merylhighground Wed, 18/11/2009 - 19:05
  • that umbrella song was fucking annoying though

    mike hunt Wed, 18/11/2009 - 19:37
  • Well, as we can see by the fuckwits who are famous and rich in music by achieving precisely fuck all worthwhile in the musicianship stakes, are those whose CDs that the thick British public buy in their droves... and yes, we mean Cheryl fucking Cole, Gurlz Alowd, Kanye fucking West, Madonna, the list goes fucking on.... so no, no-one fucking learns

    Blartmonster Wed, 18/11/2009 - 23:06
  • I'd happily stab this worthless woman-beating fuckhole in the throat until my arms got really, really tired.

    And Rhihihinanana looks like a fucking ugly bulldog too.

    aaaargh Thu, 19/11/2009 - 01:54
  • Isn't stab a bit OTT? you mentalist

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 10:35
  • Peter Sutcliffe and Ian Brady get tons of fanmail from women each week - there's no accounting for some people.

    'Having girls around' is the slime trail you get after crawling across the media once upon a time and not the badge of a bitching sex god.

    jiggerycock Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:04

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