Chris Brown has complained about Rihanna's tell all interview on US TV last week, suggesting Rihanna should keep quiet about him smacking her around.

Rihanna appeared on the Dianne Sawyer programme 20/20 and spoke pretty candidly about the night when Chris Brown thought the best course of action when being quizzed about texts was to punch her so hard in the face that blood splattered all over the window and dashboard.

She said:

"I caught him in a lie, and he wouldn't tell the truth. And I wouldn't drop it. I couldn't Take That he kept lying to me, and he couldn't take that I wouldn't drop it. And ... it was ugly."

"I fended him off with my feet," she said. "He had no soul in his eyes. Just blank. He was clearly blacked-out. There was no person when I looked at him. It was almost as if he had nothing to lose. He had so much to lose. It wasn't the same person that says I love you. It definitely wasn't those eyes." 

"I was battered, I was bleeding, I was swollen in the face," she said. "So there was no way of me getting home, except ... to get out of the car and walk. Start walking in a gown, in a bloody face. So I really don't know what my plan was."

Kind of pretty much says it all! Well being the true gentleman and taking it all on the chin, Chris Brown said:

"While I respect Rihanna's right to discuss the specific events of 8 February, I maintain my position that all of the details should remain a private matter between us. I do appreciate her support and wish her the best. I am extremely sorry for what I did, and I accept accountability for my actions. Abuse of any kind is always wrong. The rest I leave it to God."

Well Chris, bad news on two counts - firstly God doesn't exist, so that's a big fucking waste of time. Second, I'm not sure you're really in a position to complain about this. It's a bit like Fred West telling everyone to cheer up a bit, or Ike Turner watching "What's Love Got to Do With It?" andf having a real confused look on his face as if to say "Moi?"

Twat.