Chris Brown, or 'Dr Dashboard' as he's know known, has just about recovered from the Rihanna incident. People are starting to forgive and forget what he did to the blogger-hating Bajan singer. Unfortunately, there's nothing a rapper hates more than being ignored, so poor old Dr Dashboard has decided to strike fear into the hearts of all his long suffering PR people by hitting Twitter and telling us how it really is, with the gays and that.

Writing on his website (it's not exactly Tupac and Suge Knight is it) fellow singer Raz-B criticized the Brownster as well as Halle Berry's cheating ex-husband Eric Benet: 

'I'm just sittin here thinking how can niggas like Eric Benet & Chris Brown disrespect women as intelligent as Halle Berry, Rihanna'

Of course, if you think Chris is going to Take That lying down, standing up, or most importantly, driving, then you've got another thing coming:

"Nigga you want attention! Grow up nigga!!! D**k in da booty ass lil boy.

 

"Tell me this!! Why when the money was coming in you won't complaining about getting butplugged! When I need tips on how to demolish my career I'll call ya!!!!! (sic)"

From what we understand, this is called Laying The Smackdown and is often used in circumstances such as this. We'd also like to point out the careful and creative use of the word 'nigga', one of the most confusing words in the English dictionary (it may not actually be in the dictionary) as apparently it's only racist when used by some people. We're probably one of them though unfortunately, so we'll be keeping its use to a minimum.

Anyway, back to the feud and it turns out Chrissy B quickly decided that even his most booty ass fans should be able to give him their money without feeling bad about it, so he popped out this little PR nugget:

"BTW... I love all my gay fans and this immature act is not targeted at you!!!!"

So there you go HMers, a lesson in how to handle a difficult situation by none other than the master of diplomacy himself, Dr Christopher Brown.