Chris Martin leaving Zuma
God didn't put a smile on his face
Tue, 25/08/2009 - 10:51 by HM writerChris Martin, ever the jolly chap and life and soul of the party, hopped into a cab after a night out with The Killers (who also looked miserable, probably because they had spent the evening with killjoy Martin and only started smiling once they got in their car) at Zuma.
Martin and wife Gwyneth Paltrow are copying Madonna and Jamie Oliver by buying the house next door to create a 33-room mega-mansion for their family of four.
They are planning a two-storey extension at the side of their house which will include a gym, changing room (what gym is complete without a changing room?) three bedrooms and a bathroom. As in a house on it's own they'll probably forget about and leave to gather dust...
So you could understand why he's looking so glum...
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It's a wonder he's not wearing that shit that he and the other cunts in that "band" make for themselves. Needlework - it sums this twat up, doesn't it?
If these photos are recent- why is he wearing a hat, scarf, anorak and sweater? What's that? Oh- cause he's a cunt who looks like he has to run around in the shower? Right I see..
Cheer the fuck up man!
Go randomly cancel some gigs because you've got viral laryngitis. Your cunty fans deserve it! Take some drugs or something.
Look at your pants. See how they stink of poo. An evil smelling goo. And your piss was Yellow
It wasn't like this in Nelson's day I tell you
No amount of money can buy you taste- this is so very true looking at the pair of nasty fat trainers he's wearing. White socks on and I would have thought he was a Yank or
Canadian. Awful.
No amount of money can buy you taste- this is so very true looking at the pair of nasty fat trainers he's wearing. White socks on and I would have thought he was a Yank or
Canadian. Awful.
It wasn't like this in Nelson's day I tell you
Cheer the fuck up man!
Go randomly cancel some gigs because you've got viral laryngitis. Your cunty fans deserve it! Take some drugs or something.
Look at your pants. See how they stink of poo. An evil smelling goo. And your piss was Yellow
If these photos are recent- why is he wearing a hat, scarf, anorak and sweater? What's that? Oh- cause he's a cunt who looks like he has to run around in the shower? Right I see..
It's a wonder he's not wearing that shit that he and the other cunts in that "band" make for themselves. Needlework - it sums this twat up, doesn't it?