Chris Martin at the Music Room, London
God put a ryvita upon your face
Fri, 13/11/2009 - 11:48 by Mr. HMChris Martin from Coldplay looks as though he has finally succumbed to wife Gwyneth's mental diets. How else could he be looking so thin all of a sudden?
Here he is at the charity designer fashion sale 'Gladrags and Handbags' thing in London last night. He certainly appears to have laid off the pies and gone for some other form of nourishment to keep the weight down. Mysterious.
He seems to have contracted the same staring, shocked look that Robbie Williams was sporting last night and on the X Factor too.
It would be churlish of me not to mention the fucking lunatic he's stood next to wouldn't it? Her name is Camilla Batmanghelidjh. It had to be really didn't it? Tek me length Gal.
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Chris Martin looks like hes just swallowed his butt plug
That was Alan McGee wasn't it? Oasis' record label manager..
I feel more sorry for the previous victims than the c***s that get a second chance at some art school.
Don't knock Camilla, she's one of a kind. I wouldn't do what she does, not for a million quid. Some of the stories those kids tell are horrific.
Or student knobhead.
She is a modern day Fagin in a flowery dress.
and, according to that profile, "severely dyslexic", among other things. Oh the iorny.
Noel Gallagher got it spot on with Coldplay - "bedwetter's music"
http://www.specialistspeakers.com/?p=683
founder and director of Kids Company, among other things
Camilla takes the rough neck kids and shows them that there's more to life than knifing people. She's alright is Camilla.
As for Chris, let him starve himself to death. The man's a fool and far too serious. If he doesn't understand that he needs to eat then sod him. The world does not need another Coldplay album so his demise will be our gain.
Feel free to stick up for her - I have no idea who she is... What does she do?
Much as I love a celebrity lampoon I have GOT to stick up for Camilla, who is properly inspirational. Mind you I'm sure she's been abused far worse by the kids she struggles to help.
Who had half a dozen Hawaiian pizzas and eight cans of special brew before honking it up all over crazy Camilla and ruining her lovely plain outfit.
Having had the misfortune to attend a couple of Kids Company events I can confirm most of the kids are annoying thieving little cunts who should probably be doing 10 years in prison. Still fair play to Batman if she can get them into art school instead.
That Camilla bird's great. She has 'batman' in her name and dresses like an African tribal queen.
She also helps deprived kids get into artschool or something. I dont know. I just like her muumuu.
I've always thought Kids Company a very unfortunate name for a children's charity.
Cunt needs a wig too.
Wouldn't it be better if nobody fed this whingey fucker anything, and just let him starve? Please?
Wouldn't it be better if nobody fed this whingey fucker anything, and just let him starve? Please?
Cunt needs a wig too.
I've always thought Kids Company a very unfortunate name for a children's charity.
That Camilla bird's great. She has 'batman' in her name and dresses like an African tribal queen.
She also helps deprived kids get into artschool or something. I dont know. I just like her muumuu.
Having had the misfortune to attend a couple of Kids Company events I can confirm most of the kids are annoying thieving little cunts who should probably be doing 10 years in prison. Still fair play to Batman if she can get them into art school instead.
Who had half a dozen Hawaiian pizzas and eight cans of special brew before honking it up all over crazy Camilla and ruining her lovely plain outfit.
Much as I love a celebrity lampoon I have GOT to stick up for Camilla, who is properly inspirational. Mind you I'm sure she's been abused far worse by the kids she struggles to help.
Feel free to stick up for her - I have no idea who she is... What does she do?
Camilla takes the rough neck kids and shows them that there's more to life than knifing people. She's alright is Camilla.
As for Chris, let him starve himself to death. The man's a fool and far too serious. If he doesn't understand that he needs to eat then sod him. The world does not need another Coldplay album so his demise will be our gain.
http://www.specialistspeakers.com/?p=683
founder and director of Kids Company, among other things
Noel Gallagher got it spot on with Coldplay - "bedwetter's music"
and, according to that profile, "severely dyslexic", among other things. Oh the iorny.
She is a modern day Fagin in a flowery dress.
Or student knobhead.
Don't knock Camilla, she's one of a kind. I wouldn't do what she does, not for a million quid. Some of the stories those kids tell are horrific.
I feel more sorry for the previous victims than the c***s that get a second chance at some art school.
That was Alan McGee wasn't it? Oasis' record label manager..
Chris Martin looks like hes just swallowed his butt plug