Shhhhhhh
Tue, 26/01/2010 - 14:46 by HM writer

Move over Dior and it's couture show in Paris - French designer Christian Audigier was bringing glamour back to the UK with the fashion show of his tasteful Ed Hardy swimwear in strip club Secrets in Covent Garden. Unfortunately, the unofficial spokesperson for Audigier's range Peter Andre wasn't able to make it but we hear he'll be serving coffee in Costa tomorrow morning from 10 a.m in Piccadilly Circus...

Audigier, who was responsible for the store opening in Westfield recently and the clientele who turned up, may not have been giving a completely accurate portrayal of strip clubs with his show last night, as it certainly didn't look like that in the Secrets in Hammersmith...

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    labi11 Tue, 29/06/2010 - 07:54
  • The ranges of swimwear suits starts from garments designed to almost completely cover the body to garments designed to expose as much of the body as possible within personal and community standards of modesty, the choice of garment also depending on factors such as how much or how little sun protection desired, and prevailing fashions.

    puppy28 Thu, 17/06/2010 - 07:11
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    HenryAllan Fri, 23/04/2010 - 09:41
  • I'm assuming the one in pic nine borrowed her lovely shoes off her mum.

    stella ah trois Wed, 27/01/2010 - 12:42
  • I have just moved nearer to Croydon and I can confirm that moody boiler ratio has definitely increased.

    Having a casual glance at the women on my new train platform in the mornings is like having a flick through a low grade early 90's jazz mag :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 10:24
  • Errrrrm, taking a wild stab in the dark (much like the designer appears to have done), I'd be betting that these girls are probably the ones on display in Secrets every night of the week anyway. They probably come as a package deal with hiring the venue. You didn't think real 'models' could carry off dancing in those shoes did you???

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 10:15
  • Rancid. You can smell them. They sort of look grubby. In an actual not washed kind of way.

    Even Jiggery wouldn't.

    stella ah trois Wed, 27/01/2010 - 10:03
  • Urgh rank. That's the sort of underwear dangerous Dappy out of N-Dubz would love. I believe the term is nuff said.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 21:21
  • This is why you should never believe any company that says they use 'natural' models (hello Dove). How they think it looks: that sweet girl you grew up next door to, always fancying. The reality: a bunch of Croydon boilers on the pull like this crowd.

    mrsmoon Tue, 26/01/2010 - 20:41
  • Especially with all the thick, pretty girls around. They'd wear a dress made out of used johnnies if you told them there's a chance they might end up in the background in a picture in Star magazine.
    #1 has a chin like a fiddler's elbow, for fuck's sake.

    retrovertigo Tue, 26/01/2010 - 20:08
  • Is there a national model shortage or something? Who the fuck chose these ropey tarts?

    rogerramjet Tue, 26/01/2010 - 17:38
  • Must admit that pic 1 looks like a "model" only in the sense that Chloe Madely and Peaches Geldof are "models" and would be more fitting in a Jewson's calendar!

    erniemilko Tue, 26/01/2010 - 16:54
  • Where to begin.....

    Firstly if I saw any girl wearing these creations for real I think I'd piss myself.

    Pic 1 & 16 - Spesahl
    Pic 4 - is nearly enough to put me off sex for life.
    Pic 11 - Why has she got 1 thin leg & 1 fat leg ?...and weird knees

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 15:58
  • I got as far as Pic 4 and the scary crotch activity therein, and gave up, sobbing. Jeez.

    tescopop Tue, 26/01/2010 - 15:30
  • 16 pictures of the entrants for the 2010 'Pig in a Wig' contest. I hope they gave those knickers a good boil wash afterwards.

    yogithebear Tue, 26/01/2010 - 15:26
  • 16 pictures of the entrants for the 2010 'Pig in a Wig' contest. I hope they gave those knickers a good boil wash afterwards.

    yogithebear Tue, 26/01/2010 - 15:26
  • I got as far as Pic 4 and the scary crotch activity therein, and gave up, sobbing. Jeez.

    tescopop Tue, 26/01/2010 - 15:30
  • Where to begin.....

    Firstly if I saw any girl wearing these creations for real I think I'd piss myself.

    Pic 1 & 16 - Spesahl
    Pic 4 - is nearly enough to put me off sex for life.
    Pic 11 - Why has she got 1 thin leg & 1 fat leg ?...and weird knees

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 15:58
  • Must admit that pic 1 looks like a "model" only in the sense that Chloe Madely and Peaches Geldof are "models" and would be more fitting in a Jewson's calendar!

    erniemilko Tue, 26/01/2010 - 16:54
  • Is there a national model shortage or something? Who the fuck chose these ropey tarts?

    rogerramjet Tue, 26/01/2010 - 17:38
  • Especially with all the thick, pretty girls around. They'd wear a dress made out of used johnnies if you told them there's a chance they might end up in the background in a picture in Star magazine.
    #1 has a chin like a fiddler's elbow, for fuck's sake.

    retrovertigo Tue, 26/01/2010 - 20:08
  • This is why you should never believe any company that says they use 'natural' models (hello Dove). How they think it looks: that sweet girl you grew up next door to, always fancying. The reality: a bunch of Croydon boilers on the pull like this crowd.

    mrsmoon Tue, 26/01/2010 - 20:41
  • Urgh rank. That's the sort of underwear dangerous Dappy out of N-Dubz would love. I believe the term is nuff said.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 21:21
  • Rancid. You can smell them. They sort of look grubby. In an actual not washed kind of way.

    Even Jiggery wouldn't.

    stella ah trois Wed, 27/01/2010 - 10:03
  • Errrrrm, taking a wild stab in the dark (much like the designer appears to have done), I'd be betting that these girls are probably the ones on display in Secrets every night of the week anyway. They probably come as a package deal with hiring the venue. You didn't think real 'models' could carry off dancing in those shoes did you???

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 10:15
  • I have just moved nearer to Croydon and I can confirm that moody boiler ratio has definitely increased.

    Having a casual glance at the women on my new train platform in the mornings is like having a flick through a low grade early 90's jazz mag :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 10:24
  • I'm assuming the one in pic nine borrowed her lovely shoes off her mum.

    stella ah trois Wed, 27/01/2010 - 12:42
  • Don Ed Hardy, a famous American tattoo artist is a legend, or known, Godfather of Tattoo in the world because sophisticaion and depth of his art. He is also a good painter.grew up in southern California, there is a tattoo artist discount Ed Hardy on behalf of a lifelong interest. While studying in California in the late 60s Art print Hardy made a apprenticeship as a tattoo artist.Ed Hardy mens clothing and fashion on behalf of.

    HenryAllan Fri, 23/04/2010 - 09:41
  • The ranges of swimwear suits starts from garments designed to almost completely cover the body to garments designed to expose as much of the body as possible within personal and community standards of modesty, the choice of garment also depending on factors such as how much or how little sun protection desired, and prevailing fashions.

    puppy28 Thu, 17/06/2010 - 07:11
  • Human beings and their cultures have perennially focused attention on the Sexy Girls as a source of aesthetic pleasure, sexual attraction, fertility, and reproduction. The female body occurs in a range of shapes.

    labi11 Tue, 29/06/2010 - 07:54
  • Not only nice dress on a girl looks great sometimes hair style also matters looks.

    Salon Management Software

    lemon Tue, 20/07/2010 - 10:29
  • How to get rid of the dark circles around the eyes without using cosmetics?

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  • What hair cut suits a very slim beautiful girl with an oval face?

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    barby Fri, 06/08/2010 - 08:06

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