Mad Man!
Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:18 by Harry Bow

Christina Hendricks' husband isn't exactly Brad Pitt, is he? Still, he's clearly doing something right if these pictures are anything to go by though. Look, his wife's actually buying her own Valentine's present, and even that's the gift that keeps on giving...

In a previous life, Christina Hendricks' husband (he's called Geoffrey Arand, so it's not even like he's got a sexy name going for him) rescued 1,000 children en route to hospital from drowning in an over-flowing river singlehandedly.

 

Good on you, Geoff. While he gets his own private showing of his wife's 70 per cent off spending spree, we have to make do with these pictures of Christina Hendricks' breasts instead. We were the person who forgot to close the dam on that river in our last life - and we'll probably be a dung beetle in our next.

 

PS, fact fans, according to MrBra.com (whadda job), Hendricks' bra size is 38-DDD.

  • or serious tongue, knaa'mean?

    GretaBritain Tue, 08/02/2011 - 23:17
  • I have the same measurements as her. Only a bit taller. Eat it topshop.

    criv Tue, 08/02/2011 - 23:04
  • The guy must be packing a serious dick because the intellectual game only works for so long.

    whereswaldo Tue, 08/02/2011 - 22:32
  • Christina, like Dita Von Teese, should not be allowed out in public without at least a kitten heel. Revel in your ballet pumps, crocs and uggs at home, Red, I need to see you with stiletto power!

    GretaBritain Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:12
  • She's bigger than 38DDD. I'm technically bigger than that, and nowhere NEAR her...stature.

    tescopop Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:06
  • I was in that shop just before her, rubbing my knob in all the gussets. Technically I've had sex with that woman.

    mickeyrat Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:22
  • I was in that shop just before her, rubbing my knob in all the gussets. Technically I've had sex with that woman.

    mickeyrat Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:22
  • She's bigger than 38DDD. I'm technically bigger than that, and nowhere NEAR her...stature.

    tescopop Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:06
  • Christina, like Dita Von Teese, should not be allowed out in public without at least a kitten heel. Revel in your ballet pumps, crocs and uggs at home, Red, I need to see you with stiletto power!

    GretaBritain Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:12
  • The guy must be packing a serious dick because the intellectual game only works for so long.

    whereswaldo Tue, 08/02/2011 - 22:32
  • I have the same measurements as her. Only a bit taller. Eat it topshop.

    criv Tue, 08/02/2011 - 23:04
  • or serious tongue, knaa'mean?

    GretaBritain Tue, 08/02/2011 - 23:17

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