Christine Bleakley holidays with Frank Lampard, he wears bad trunks

Christine Bleakley and Frank Lampard on holiday

Lampard finally scores

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:19 by HM writer

Christine Bleakley was less 'Coco' and more 'Cheeky Girl' in her bikini with boyfriend Frank Lampard, wearing the worst trunks we've seen since this pair yesterday, as they holidayed in Sardinia with relatives Jamie and Louise Redknapp. And if anyone deserves a long, relaxing break in the sunshine, it's probably not Lampard...

But the ladies were in for a treat when his salmon swimsuit went see through after a dip in the pool - picture here! Meanwhile the Daily Mail were frothing at mouth and getting their knickers into a terrible twist after Bleakley was spotted with a ring on her wedding finger and therefore on the verge of becoming the ultimate WAG. But after several hundred frantic calls to her agent demanding answers, the Mail were informed that it was purely accidental and that she often swaps her ring around onto either handzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Phwoarrrrr...

Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley, Frank Lampard, Christine Bleakley

Comments

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weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 03:53
Agreed. Louise From Eternal didn't do badly for herself, did she?
littlelola Fri, 02/07/2010 - 22:19
Uuuurgh!! Noooo! She's got a horrid beaky face. Like a chicken with tits and a passable arse. I don't get what blokes see in her. Most of the blokes I know probably would, but only because they'd have a crack at anything female and under 50. Put a bag on her head and she's got an ok figure, but other than that...
I loved the rumours a while ago that she was having an affair with Adrian Chiles. Can you imagine the kids? They'd have a face like the fucking elephant man and a voice that simultaneously evoked mental images of being tarred and feathered and having lit milk bottles full of petrol chucked at your house, and a spazz in a woolly hat rattling round a crap hotel with shaky walls.
littlelola Fri, 02/07/2010 - 22:12
Protuberous, now there's a word you don't see every day on HM.
dandyboy Fri, 02/07/2010 - 08:16
She's pretty fit, lovely, warm and charming personality on telly too. The chin/bottom lip/nose thing is a little protuberous but her warmth makes that unimportant. So why the fuck is she settling for a self-absorbed footballer? She can do better than that...date a surgeon or something. Someone who makes the world a better place...someone worthy of respect!
angrykid Fri, 02/07/2010 - 06:41
She'll soon find out Frank's shit in the sack, good going forward but not going back and if he can't play in his favourite position, he's worse than useless. Also Christine never ask Gerard over for a threesome, 3 England managers have tried over 10years to find a way to get them to play together.
sbayley Thu, 01/07/2010 - 17:57
Glad Franks finally managed to get at least one ball over the line.
sbayley Thu, 01/07/2010 - 17:48
Jamie Redknapp definitely getting better with age. Fit as fuck
kermits Thu, 01/07/2010 - 15:45
Her Mouth/Chin/Teeth ratio is not following the principles of the golden or Phi number. In which all things beautiful are within the Divine Proportion.
By my reckoning she's about 1.573 where as the Phi number is 1.618.

Just a thought!

Nice arse though!
farqueue Thu, 01/07/2010 - 14:09
you are right dandyboy; there's something wrong around her mouth and nose.
izudu Thu, 01/07/2010 - 13:44
good to see Lumpard taking it easy after his exertions over the past month or so. fucking wanker.
brian sights Thu, 01/07/2010 - 13:41
There's something not right with the Bleakley face, but that's a bit harsh
dandyboy Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:08
Can't help thinking there's a passing resemblance to Jack Tweed here, maybe it's just the sunglasses.
slug Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:02
how about sorting the captions out before you post? just a thought.
Lousybosomsdisplease Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:41
What fuckin Irks me is that these guys are probably better at golf than football and seem to spend more time practising it.
elbow Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:34

What fuckin Irks me is that these guys are probably better at golf than football and seem to spend more time practising it.
elbow Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:34
how about sorting the captions out before you post? just a thought.
Lousybosomsdisplease Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:41
Can't help thinking there's a passing resemblance to Jack Tweed here, maybe it's just the sunglasses.
slug Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:02
There's something not right with the Bleakley face, but that's a bit harsh
dandyboy Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:08
good to see Lumpard taking it easy after his exertions over the past month or so. fucking wanker.
brian sights Thu, 01/07/2010 - 13:41
you are right dandyboy; there's something wrong around her mouth and nose.
izudu Thu, 01/07/2010 - 13:44
Her Mouth/Chin/Teeth ratio is not following the principles of the golden or Phi number. In which all things beautiful are within the Divine Proportion.
By my reckoning she's about 1.573 where as the Phi number is 1.618.

Just a thought!

Nice arse though!
farqueue Thu, 01/07/2010 - 14:09
Jamie Redknapp definitely getting better with age. Fit as fuck
kermits Thu, 01/07/2010 - 15:45
Glad Franks finally managed to get at least one ball over the line.
sbayley Thu, 01/07/2010 - 17:48
She'll soon find out Frank's shit in the sack, good going forward but not going back and if he can't play in his favourite position, he's worse than useless. Also Christine never ask Gerard over for a threesome, 3 England managers have tried over 10years to find a way to get them to play together.
sbayley Thu, 01/07/2010 - 17:57
She's pretty fit, lovely, warm and charming personality on telly too. The chin/bottom lip/nose thing is a little protuberous but her warmth makes that unimportant. So why the fuck is she settling for a self-absorbed footballer? She can do better than that...date a surgeon or something. Someone who makes the world a better place...someone worthy of respect!
angrykid Fri, 02/07/2010 - 06:41
Protuberous, now there's a word you don't see every day on HM.
dandyboy Fri, 02/07/2010 - 08:16
Uuuurgh!! Noooo! She's got a horrid beaky face. Like a chicken with tits and a passable arse. I don't get what blokes see in her. Most of the blokes I know probably would, but only because they'd have a crack at anything female and under 50. Put a bag on her head and she's got an ok figure, but other than that...
I loved the rumours a while ago that she was having an affair with Adrian Chiles. Can you imagine the kids? They'd have a face like the fucking elephant man and a voice that simultaneously evoked mental images of being tarred and feathered and having lit milk bottles full of petrol chucked at your house, and a spazz in a woolly hat rattling round a crap hotel with shaky walls.
littlelola Fri, 02/07/2010 - 22:12
Agreed. Louise From Eternal didn't do badly for herself, did she?
littlelola Fri, 02/07/2010 - 22:19
Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.
weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 03:53