The One?
Tue, 10/11/2009 - 12:47 by HM writer

Could this be proof that presenter Christine Bleakley is bumping uglies with Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard? Either that or the reflection is hers and she IS Frank Lampard...

They do look rather similar... Besides, we thought she was (reportedly) getting down to the nitty gritty with her 'One Show' co-host, Adrian Chiles..

*Loses lunch*

Christine was caught leaving Whisky Mist with Lampard's reflection last night, just a few weeks since the pair were spotted in Amika togther, with a pointless 'source' saying:

"They all sat together at a table in the VIP area, with Frank next to Christine. He looked smitten. I didn't see them kissing, but they were flirting and looked really into each other."

A single footballer, taking a woman into a VIP area of a wanky club, and then flirting with her? They must be an item...

 

  • 29!!! twenty fucking nine, I am a year older than her..... I'm now so nautious I can't eat lunch....

    does anyone know who the bloke is who's replaced Chiles on MOTD2 last week, he has a head like Kryten from Red Dwarf and nasty piggy eyes.

    I hope he doesn't come back, whatever he had looked contagious.

    cocknocker Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:57
  • Blimey, she's turning into a meerkat!

    cosmotopper Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:48
  • I REFUSE to believe she is only 4 years older than me. She looks like she could be my mother.

    mynicehat Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:31
  • I thought it was Paula Abdul. Or that Japanese murder suspect that's had all the plastic surgery. Yeah, him.

    merylhighground Tue, 10/11/2009 - 22:33
  • Jesus, 29!! Where was her fucking paper round? Beirut high street???

    Blartmonster Tue, 10/11/2009 - 19:41
  • facking hell looks like an oil painting and a bad one at that

    whereswaldo Tue, 10/11/2009 - 18:01
  • She looks like a melty Janet Jackson in the main picture.

    dandyboy Tue, 10/11/2009 - 16:40
  • Is she really only 29?! Jesus fucking christ.

    Speedy Tue, 10/11/2009 - 16:11
  • what the fuck is Ms Rives attempting to wear in pic 10? love the thought that the red soles of her shoes would highlight her dress. her dress would shine out from a black hole as Hawking Radiation

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Tue, 10/11/2009 - 15:41
  • Frank does his best to proved that £120k a week does not buy you any sense of style. His shoes in pic 7 appear to be from sportsworlddirect.com, and cost about £5.99. As for that clown shit he's wearing in pic 10 . . . .

    Stramash Tue, 10/11/2009 - 15:27
  • I just had to look up who the fuck this horror is. I thought, 'what the fuck is Fat Frank doing with someone old enough to be his mother?' She's fucking 29!!!!! Christ knows what she'll look like in 10 years....

    katyperryspersonaljizzapplicator Tue, 10/11/2009 - 15:14
  • fock me she looks like she's been hewn from solid oak and is on her way to become the figurehead of a tudor battleship.

    i still would, mind, i like oak.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:43
  • She has the name and face of a 48 year old sunbed shop receptionist who wears uggs and leggings and fancies herself to bits....

    shitthebed Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:43
  • And it appears Michael left her his nose in his will.

    kwebb Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:41
  • cor, yeah.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:37
  • i imagine that she's got a really meaty vulva and a massive minge

    bunglist Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:29
  • I went in this Whisky Mist club recently. It's the biggest piece of shit. It's full of Greek and Cypriot blokes wearing cheap sunglasses and Gap jumpers. And why the fuck does Frank Lampard go to nightclubs? He doesn't get pissed anymore because he had no career when he was drinking. Why bother? Christine Bleakley looks like she has the mouth of a terrapin - with a beak as a top lip. I loved her asking Michael Bolton for his opinion on the troop situation in Afghanistan last night. I mean who else would you ask on the subject?..

    kwebb Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:27
  • I went in this Whisky Mist club recently. It's the biggest piece of shit. It's full of Greek and Cypriot blokes wearing cheap sunglasses and Gap jumpers. And why the fuck does Frank Lampard go to nightclubs? He doesn't get pissed anymore because he had no career when he was drinking. Why bother? Christine Bleakley looks like she has the mouth of a terrapin - with a beak as a top lip. I loved her asking Michael Bolton for his opinion on the troop situation in Afghanistan last night. I mean who else would you ask on the subject?..

    kwebb Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:27
  • i imagine that she's got a really meaty vulva and a massive minge

    bunglist Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:29
  • cor, yeah.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:37
  • And it appears Michael left her his nose in his will.

    kwebb Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:41
  • She has the name and face of a 48 year old sunbed shop receptionist who wears uggs and leggings and fancies herself to bits....

    shitthebed Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:43
  • fock me she looks like she's been hewn from solid oak and is on her way to become the figurehead of a tudor battleship.

    i still would, mind, i like oak.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:43
  • I just had to look up who the fuck this horror is. I thought, 'what the fuck is Fat Frank doing with someone old enough to be his mother?' She's fucking 29!!!!! Christ knows what she'll look like in 10 years....

    katyperryspersonaljizzapplicator Tue, 10/11/2009 - 15:14
  • Frank does his best to proved that £120k a week does not buy you any sense of style. His shoes in pic 7 appear to be from sportsworlddirect.com, and cost about £5.99. As for that clown shit he's wearing in pic 10 . . . .

    Stramash Tue, 10/11/2009 - 15:27
  • what the fuck is Ms Rives attempting to wear in pic 10? love the thought that the red soles of her shoes would highlight her dress. her dress would shine out from a black hole as Hawking Radiation

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Tue, 10/11/2009 - 15:41
  • Is she really only 29?! Jesus fucking christ.

    Speedy Tue, 10/11/2009 - 16:11
  • She looks like a melty Janet Jackson in the main picture.

    dandyboy Tue, 10/11/2009 - 16:40
  • facking hell looks like an oil painting and a bad one at that

    whereswaldo Tue, 10/11/2009 - 18:01
  • Jesus, 29!! Where was her fucking paper round? Beirut high street???

    Blartmonster Tue, 10/11/2009 - 19:41
  • I thought it was Paula Abdul. Or that Japanese murder suspect that's had all the plastic surgery. Yeah, him.

    merylhighground Tue, 10/11/2009 - 22:33
  • I REFUSE to believe she is only 4 years older than me. She looks like she could be my mother.

    mynicehat Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:31
  • Blimey, she's turning into a meerkat!

    cosmotopper Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:48
  • 29!!! twenty fucking nine, I am a year older than her..... I'm now so nautious I can't eat lunch....

    does anyone know who the bloke is who's replaced Chiles on MOTD2 last week, he has a head like Kryten from Red Dwarf and nasty piggy eyes.

    I hope he doesn't come back, whatever he had looked contagious.

    cocknocker Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:57

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