Englishman in a new yacht?
Thu, 06/08/2009 - 16:12 by HM writer
Now that Cindy Crawford, husband Rande Gerber, Sting and Trudie Styler have all climbed aboard their yacht in St Tropez, is there a single celebrity not sunning themselves in the south of France at the moment? Apart from Jack Tweed and Bubble G?

Cindy Crawford, who was looking pretty amazing in a brown bikini, Rande Gerber, Sting and Trudie Styler took a speed boat to their yacht, Utopia, which looked more like a cruise liner to us.

Mind you, you'd want to be at least three floors away from Sting and Trudie Styler, especially at night...

Bon appetite!

  • Good to see Stink and Trudie doing their bit for the environment... *rolls eyes*

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    Fucksocks09 Fri, 07/08/2009 - 09:29
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    datecougar Fri, 07/08/2009 - 05:33
  • You know, it really is the season of cuntery in St T at the moment. Think Blackpool at about 30°C on a hen weekend full of screeching chavvy women tanked up on WKD and Bacardi Breezer, chugging away on 40 fags a day. Apart from the Armani, yachts and Bolly, that's as close as it gets... Oh for a short range nuke at the moment...

    Blartmonster Fri, 07/08/2009 - 08:03
  • What kind of bestiality/gay dating agency are you promoting here? And if you did want to fuck a wild cat, why go for a lowly cougar? Wouldn't you prefer to go balls deep up a majestic lion, or possibly finger bang a Bengal tiger? Some people have very slack standards.

    Fucksocks09 Fri, 07/08/2009 - 09:29
  • Good to see Stink and Trudie doing their bit for the environment... *rolls eyes*

    Blartmonster Fri, 07/08/2009 - 11:05

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