Coach-bella
Thu, 21/04/2011 - 11:51 by Harry Bow

Coach is actually an America fashion label, but if it was a C4 show and these were the guests, who could you vote out first? We're not really sure, although at the end, it would definitely be Hendricks and Johansson battling it out for one last ride with Brendan Sheerin...

 

Look at these well-behaved celebrities giving it some for charadee at the 'An Evening of Cocktails and Shopping to Benefit the Children's Defense Fund'. Can't see any booze or shopping baskets, but we do have Christina Hendricks, Amy Adams, Scarlett Johansson, Emma Roberts, her from Grey's Anatomy, Rosario Dawson and Selma Blair and Alyssa Milano unimaginatively paired together just because they'e both knocked up.

 

Ellen Pompeo daring to put her hand in her pocket instead of on hip is as exciting as it got, but that doesn't matter if they managed to raise funds for the kids. In fact, we'll even ignore Hendricks' rather bland outfit and Johansson's little bit shit sunset tattoo...

  • Six. Six fucking spam comments. Six. Why doesn't HM do something simple by banning any comment containing the word 'quality' or 'shop' or 'price' and we just agree not to use any of those words for real comments. Obviously we'd have to call Katie Price something else, but that wouldn't be for the first time and it would exercise our creative mental muscles.

    stella ah trois Sat, 23/04/2011 - 12:33
  • Is Scarlett Johansson's head just a little bit too big for her body?
    It's a very lovely head, but just looks a smidge too big.

    izudu Thu, 21/04/2011 - 13:42
  • Is Scarlett Johansson's head just a little bit too big for her body?
    It's a very lovely head, but just looks a smidge too big.

    izudu Thu, 21/04/2011 - 13:42
  • Six. Six fucking spam comments. Six. Why doesn't HM do something simple by banning any comment containing the word 'quality' or 'shop' or 'price' and we just agree not to use any of those words for real comments. Obviously we'd have to call Katie Price something else, but that wouldn't be for the first time and it would exercise our creative mental muscles.

    stella ah trois Sat, 23/04/2011 - 12:33

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