Coleen Rooney emerges after Wayne's sex scandal, his cousins don't help matters

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Coleen Rooney looking like Coleen Rooney as she leaves her parent's house

Looney Rooneys!

Tue, 07/09/2010 - 14:12 by HM writer

The first photos of Coleen Rooney since news of Wayne allegedly cheating on her with a prostitute broke have now emerged and she was caught looking, erm, much like Coleen Rooney (but with added drawn on eyebrows?). Meanwhile, as reports claim Rooney doesn't care if she files for divorce, his fabulously shameless cousins are back, back, BACK! (NSFW)

It was alleged in the NOTW over the weekend that Rooney had sex seven times with £1,200-a-night prostitute (it's certainly gone up since he last paid £45 in 2004) in four months while Coleen was five months pregnant with their ridiculously named baby Kai.

And now it's being claimed that Rooney won't try to win Coleen back if she asks for a divorce, with a source saying:

"Wayne is not prepared to take any s*** off the wife and her family, not least because they're all living a very nice life off the back of his talent.

"If she can't handle it and it's over, so be it. Seems he thinks he can pretty much do what the hell he likes because they'd all be nothing without him."

Yeah, stupid cow asked for it.

And now it's not just prozzy Jennifer Thompson who's seeing dollar signs, Wayne's amazingly discreet cousin Natalie has now gone on Twitter in an attempt to talk to Coleen and get some publicity while she continues to wait for that modelling contract, Tweeting:

"Just bag him & bin him. You deserve a million times better. Not someone who does this to you and treats you like dirt while he's out sleeping with dirt.

"I'm just glad she has her little man (their baby son Kai) there with her to keep her strong. Or the girl (Coleen) wouldn't have been able to keep herself together."

She then tried to make peace with Coleen after she got her tits out at Coleen's 21st birthday party three years ago, adding:

"Hey @ ColeenRooney, not sure whether you got my txt or not. Really sorry to hear what's happened.

"I'm actually ashamed to call him family. Just letting you know I'm here if you need me. Just give me a call, I've still got the same number. Let's put the past behind us. Xxxx."

About as likely to happen as that modelling contract...

On Sunday, Natalie had tried to be diplomatic about the situation, writing on Facebook:

"Other footballers have girls begging to have sex with them. He pays for it. Lost all my respect for him now!'

She's got a point...

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Comments

If the gloves don't fit and all that.

Though he could be great at time management for all I know. I can barley fit one day's worth of work in a week... if he can cram in 4 months worth of activities in 1 month I'm impressed.
tamago Wed, 08/09/2010 - 11:26
No idea either Tesco, seems fairly straightforward to me, but Tamago, perhaps hoping for a job as Wayne's divorce lawyer, seems to have spotted a flaw in the story.
slug Wed, 08/09/2010 - 09:43
No I bet she hates it, I hear the real reason she married him was for his looks, personality & his poetry.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 08/09/2010 - 08:32
wait....what?
tescopop Wed, 08/09/2010 - 08:14
She always has that slightly 'used-too-much-moisturiser' look. Or perhaps it's all the chips or something.
stella ah trois Wed, 08/09/2010 - 05:29
Spooky. First question was exactly mine. Chav tastic.
stella ah trois Wed, 08/09/2010 - 05:28
Coleen must really love money marrying into that family.
sbayley Tue, 07/09/2010 - 20:01
God almighty, the Rooney's are the ideal contestants for a show I am trying to get commissioned called "Genocide Britain". I have the Katonas on standby.
GretaBritain Tue, 07/09/2010 - 19:20
I'm not great with maths but:

"Rooney had sex seven times with £1,200-a-night prostitute in four months while Coleen was five months pregnant with their ridiculously named baby Kai."

Did he jet off to Venus to have this prozzie sex then?
tamago Tue, 07/09/2010 - 17:28
tough choice, I'm damn sure I wouldn't want to wake up with either of them though.
slug Tue, 07/09/2010 - 16:26
3rd question - Which one is Natalie and which one is Stephen ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 07/09/2010 - 15:45
Fucking hell, this lot were certainly at the bottom of the petri dish when it came to genetic diversity.

2 questions:

Did Wayne pay for Natalie's boob job?

Is Wayne related to Cheryl Tweedy? (I'm judging by the family members here).
slug Tue, 07/09/2010 - 15:13

Fucking hell, this lot were certainly at the bottom of the petri dish when it came to genetic diversity.

2 questions:

Did Wayne pay for Natalie's boob job?

Is Wayne related to Cheryl Tweedy? (I'm judging by the family members here).
slug Tue, 07/09/2010 - 15:13
3rd question - Which one is Natalie and which one is Stephen ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 07/09/2010 - 15:45
tough choice, I'm damn sure I wouldn't want to wake up with either of them though.
slug Tue, 07/09/2010 - 16:26
I'm not great with maths but:

"Rooney had sex seven times with £1,200-a-night prostitute in four months while Coleen was five months pregnant with their ridiculously named baby Kai."

Did he jet off to Venus to have this prozzie sex then?
tamago Tue, 07/09/2010 - 17:28
God almighty, the Rooney's are the ideal contestants for a show I am trying to get commissioned called "Genocide Britain". I have the Katonas on standby.
GretaBritain Tue, 07/09/2010 - 19:20
Coleen must really love money marrying into that family.
sbayley Tue, 07/09/2010 - 20:01
Spooky. First question was exactly mine. Chav tastic.
stella ah trois Wed, 08/09/2010 - 05:28
She always has that slightly 'used-too-much-moisturiser' look. Or perhaps it's all the chips or something.
stella ah trois Wed, 08/09/2010 - 05:29
wait....what?
tescopop Wed, 08/09/2010 - 08:14
No I bet she hates it, I hear the real reason she married him was for his looks, personality & his poetry.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 08/09/2010 - 08:32
No idea either Tesco, seems fairly straightforward to me, but Tamago, perhaps hoping for a job as Wayne's divorce lawyer, seems to have spotted a flaw in the story.
slug Wed, 08/09/2010 - 09:43
If the gloves don't fit and all that.

Though he could be great at time management for all I know. I can barley fit one day's worth of work in a week... if he can cram in 4 months worth of activities in 1 month I'm impressed.
tamago Wed, 08/09/2010 - 11:26