Coleen Rooney gives birth to a boy

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Mon, 02/11/2009 - 17:32 by Harry Bow

Coleen Rooney has given birth to a baby boy called Kai - second name Wayne (better than Wayne-Kai, no?)

Wayne Rooney looks set to miss Man United's Champions League game against CSKA Moscow this week as paternity leave calls - his wife Coleen gave birth to a baby boy at 2.30pm today.

Born in Liverpool, the baby had a narrow escape as 'Wayne' was shunted into second place to make way for the forename Kai.

A spokesperson for the couple said:

"Mother and baby are both absolutely fine.

"Wayne and Coleen are thrilled with the wonderful addition to their family life."

Bookies have offered various odds on Kai Wayne achieving sporting success later down the line; Coral are offering odds of 66-1 that he'll end up playing football for England, while William Hill rate him at 100-1 to play Premiership football, 125-1 to play for Manchester United and 150-1 to gain a full England cap.

We'd offer much shorter odds that it ends up on the front page of a glossy within the next month.

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Comments

It'll be Darwin in fucking reverse. Can you just imagine what an ugly little cunt it'll be?
Blartmonster Wed, 04/11/2009 - 02:24
Wait, where did you find this picture (laughs).
And is that a bottle of brandy he's got in his hand. Oh Jesus.
PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:23
Just think, that baby's a product of Rooney's come. I mean, of course yeah but still it's urgh.
PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:23
Poor kid will look like a melted sprout, judging by its parents
aaaargh Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:02
Parents at 24? wow, what an achievement....
kermits Tue, 03/11/2009 - 12:10
Anyone see the Mmmmm sketch on Armstrong and Miller? 'It's different.'
stella ah trois Tue, 03/11/2009 - 11:20
kwebb Tue, 03/11/2009 - 10:54
Maybe they picked the name from this list: http://www.gro-scotland.gov.uk/files1/stats/pop-names-06-t4.csv
blaxa Tue, 03/11/2009 - 08:53
You can bet half the fuckwitted element of society will now adopt the name "Kai" as a perfectly acceptable name, seeing how they view the Rooneys as the height of sophistication.

This country should have been nuked at the turn of the millennium, a dignified holocaust would have been preferable to the dumbed down stagnant chavvy mess within which we now seem to be dwelling.
pandakiller Tue, 03/11/2009 - 00:01
I hear the name "Kai" being screeched across Derby city centre occasionally as some fucking hideous toddler runs away from his 17-year-old syphilitic mother. That alone makes me think it's a shit name. I may add it to my list of Babies Names I Fucking Hate (see also: Chloe, Maisy, Josh, Maddie, Jack and anything ending in "isha").
retrovertigo Mon, 02/11/2009 - 23:07
Aaaaahhh he looks just like his dad !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 02/11/2009 - 17:39

Aaaaahhh he looks just like his dad !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 02/11/2009 - 17:39
I hear the name "Kai" being screeched across Derby city centre occasionally as some fucking hideous toddler runs away from his 17-year-old syphilitic mother. That alone makes me think it's a shit name. I may add it to my list of Babies Names I Fucking Hate (see also: Chloe, Maisy, Josh, Maddie, Jack and anything ending in "isha").
retrovertigo Mon, 02/11/2009 - 23:07
You can bet half the fuckwitted element of society will now adopt the name "Kai" as a perfectly acceptable name, seeing how they view the Rooneys as the height of sophistication.

This country should have been nuked at the turn of the millennium, a dignified holocaust would have been preferable to the dumbed down stagnant chavvy mess within which we now seem to be dwelling.
pandakiller Tue, 03/11/2009 - 00:01
Maybe they picked the name from this list: http://www.gro-scotland.gov.uk/files1/stats/pop-names-06-t4.csv
blaxa Tue, 03/11/2009 - 08:53
kwebb Tue, 03/11/2009 - 10:54
Anyone see the Mmmmm sketch on Armstrong and Miller? 'It's different.'
stella ah trois Tue, 03/11/2009 - 11:20
Parents at 24? wow, what an achievement....
kermits Tue, 03/11/2009 - 12:10
Poor kid will look like a melted sprout, judging by its parents
aaaargh Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:02
Just think, that baby's a product of Rooney's come. I mean, of course yeah but still it's urgh.
PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:23
Wait, where did you find this picture (laughs).
And is that a bottle of brandy he's got in his hand. Oh Jesus.
PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:23
It'll be Darwin in fucking reverse. Can you just imagine what an ugly little cunt it'll be?
Blartmonster Wed, 04/11/2009 - 02:24