Coleen Rooney goes clubbing nine days after giving birth

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Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:03 by Mr. HM

Coleen Rooney only had a baby 9 days ago. While most mortal women are still trying to cross their legs, she spent the night watching Beyonce then was the last to leave the bar. Strewth.

Whilst Wayne is away in Dohar getting ready for Saturday's England match against Brazil, Coleen got her parents to look after baby Kai and went off for a good old girls night out - watching Beyonce at the Echo Arena before settling in for the evening at the Circo bar.

Considering she has shunned the full time nany route, 'girlfriend' either has serious stamina or her parents are running around like blue-arsed flies while she whacks on the Louboutins and cracks open the Lambrini.

Either way, hope she didn't get too pissed last night -  as any parent will know, there's nothing quite as fun and joyful as changing a 2 week old baby's nappy with a thumping hangover.

*bokes*

 

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Comments

  • I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 12:03

  • The Scouser in the holymolynews is equal to the two chavs on the Merseyside. (or something)

    BigPhil Fri, 13/11/2009 - 01:08

  • Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

    *projectile vomits*

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 17:48

  • Kay is fat scouse chav Coleen's PR agent

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 17:47

  • And let's not forget that after nine days, Coleen will be rocking the biggest sanitary pad - think a phone book folded in half - so in painting the town red, let's hope that she didn't...

    PuddyTwat Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:27

  • if you did, you'd be dragging your saggy piss flaps behind you.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:21

  • Oh leave her alone. She's just spent 9 months unable to smoke, drink, see her feet etc. She's got her parents offering to look after the sprog for a night while she actually has some fun, I wouldn't turn that down! In all fairness, if I ever pro-create I'll probably be down the offy within the hour for a bottle of Hendricks and a 20 deck.

    tescopop Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:16

  • Fat chav thick slag

    fuckwit Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:07

  • Ok so just for clarification the rules here are as follows

    1. Chav does not automatically equal lazy
    2. Lazy does not automatically chav
    3. Scouser = Lazy Chav 100% of the time.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:00

  • Just because scouse chav might be lazy,it doesn't mean it's not true.

    dandyboy Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:18

  • DOHA. It's a place in Qatar.

    mr_chopper Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:14

  • Admittedly, yes.

    But 'chav' is a horrendous word and 'scouse chav' is even lazier. Plus Coleen looks alright, really (or is that just the 'chav' in me?)

    Anyway, Blartmonster can't get it right EVERY time I suppose...

    kay23 Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:00

  • scouser?

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:34

  • Oh fuck off, Blartmonster. You're obviously not as bright as you like to think you are.

    kay23 Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:11

  • Good to see she's got the scouse chav mother look spot on. Before you'll know it she'll be fucking Mum of the Year 2010 (criteria - popping out a sprog. Er. That's it.)

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:59

  • Kenneth Williams after rummaging through Alex Reid's wardrobe?

    dennisnilsen Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:22

  • she's still got the old maternity gear on it seems.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:28

  • she's still got the old maternity gear on it seems.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:28

  • Kenneth Williams after rummaging through Alex Reid's wardrobe?

    dennisnilsen Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:22

  • Good to see she's got the scouse chav mother look spot on. Before you'll know it she'll be fucking Mum of the Year 2010 (criteria - popping out a sprog. Er. That's it.)

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:59

  • Oh fuck off, Blartmonster. You're obviously not as bright as you like to think you are.

    kay23 Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:11

  • scouser?

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:34

  • Admittedly, yes.

    But 'chav' is a horrendous word and 'scouse chav' is even lazier. Plus Coleen looks alright, really (or is that just the 'chav' in me?)

    Anyway, Blartmonster can't get it right EVERY time I suppose...

    kay23 Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:00

  • DOHA. It's a place in Qatar.

    mr_chopper Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:14

  • Just because scouse chav might be lazy,it doesn't mean it's not true.

    dandyboy Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:18

  • Ok so just for clarification the rules here are as follows

    1. Chav does not automatically equal lazy
    2. Lazy does not automatically chav
    3. Scouser = Lazy Chav 100% of the time.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:00

  • Fat chav thick slag

    fuckwit Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:07

  • Oh leave her alone. She's just spent 9 months unable to smoke, drink, see her feet etc. She's got her parents offering to look after the sprog for a night while she actually has some fun, I wouldn't turn that down! In all fairness, if I ever pro-create I'll probably be down the offy within the hour for a bottle of Hendricks and a 20 deck.

    tescopop Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:16

  • if you did, you'd be dragging your saggy piss flaps behind you.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:21

  • And let's not forget that after nine days, Coleen will be rocking the biggest sanitary pad - think a phone book folded in half - so in painting the town red, let's hope that she didn't...

    PuddyTwat Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:27

  • Kay is fat scouse chav Coleen's PR agent

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 17:47

  • Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

    *projectile vomits*

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 17:48

  • The Scouser in the holymolynews is equal to the two chavs on the Merseyside. (or something)

    BigPhil Fri, 13/11/2009 - 01:08

  • I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 12:03

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