Coleen Rooney goes out to Cricket shop party, world outraged that she's not at home with

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Coleen Rooney at Cricket store's Christmas party

They don't like Cricket...

Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:10 by HM writer

Coleen Rooney had just finished feeding, burping and tucking the baby in at home (four-week-old Kai was being cared for by her parents) and headed out with fellow WAGS to the Cricket fashion store's Christmas party in Liverpool...

Cue all the tedious, 'look at all the baby weight she's shed already', 'why isn't she at home with her baby?', 'she's been out more in in the past four weeks than she has before she had the baby' and 'that fringe was a mistake'.

But seriously, we hope Wayne's not left in charge. That baby will be bossing him about and laying down the ground rules after about five minutes.

Also out with Coleen, who ended up in a student club after the Cricket party as it was the only place open until 3am 'does she remember she's got a newborn at home??', Claudine Keane, Alex Curran and Hollyoaks actress Emma Rigby.

To be honest, we'd have thought that they'd felt more at home here...

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Comments

Actually, no, Alex Ferguson has signed it already so that when it gets to be 14 years old he can bung a Man U top on it and get it to replace that useless cunt Ferdinand in the back four. In fact, no, fuck it, the placenta would do a better job now
Blartmonster Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:50
That would be a waste chucking it away. Didn't Wayne eat it with some nicely fried onions and a side order of chips? Delicious.
stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 08:29
I think it should be illegal to release a book on parenting/pregnancy until you're a shrivelled old melt who has raised at least two kids to be decent, normal adults who do something other than scrounge off their folks. Any woman with a functioning womb can shit out a baby, it's how you raise it that matters.
retrovertigo Wed, 02/12/2009 - 23:28
No - the next fucking instalment will be a Parenting Manual a la that kunt Klass. 5 minutes after the placenta has been chucked out, she's the fucking expert on every aspect of rearing kids....
Blartmonster Wed, 02/12/2009 - 21:01
But this is her job ennit, going out and being seen? What did she do before? She had a pissy old show dealing in makeovers and before that she was a "fashion icon" for all of five minutes until the mag-hags came to their senses. Two two's now she'll be interviewed by someone or she'll launch something and that will be her "career". Yay.
PuddyTwat Wed, 02/12/2009 - 20:16
Lost baby weight? She's still a fat cunt. Emma Rigby is David 'crisp stuck' coulthard's fuck ugly daughter, by the looks. I am pissed sorry.
dennisnilsen Wed, 02/12/2009 - 16:10
To be fair, she wanted a baby for three years - but Wayne persuaded her to keep it for ever.

I'm here all week.
jiggerycock Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:09
LOL, who is "Emma Rigby", she looks like that weird alien bint from Mars Attacks!!
pandakiller Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:06
baby to baby sitter, wayne to 12 hour marathon wank on sofa.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:52

baby to baby sitter, wayne to 12 hour marathon wank on sofa.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:52
LOL, who is "Emma Rigby", she looks like that weird alien bint from Mars Attacks!!
pandakiller Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:06
To be fair, she wanted a baby for three years - but Wayne persuaded her to keep it for ever.

I'm here all week.
jiggerycock Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:09
Lost baby weight? She's still a fat cunt. Emma Rigby is David 'crisp stuck' coulthard's fuck ugly daughter, by the looks. I am pissed sorry.
dennisnilsen Wed, 02/12/2009 - 16:10
But this is her job ennit, going out and being seen? What did she do before? She had a pissy old show dealing in makeovers and before that she was a "fashion icon" for all of five minutes until the mag-hags came to their senses. Two two's now she'll be interviewed by someone or she'll launch something and that will be her "career". Yay.
PuddyTwat Wed, 02/12/2009 - 20:16
No - the next fucking instalment will be a Parenting Manual a la that kunt Klass. 5 minutes after the placenta has been chucked out, she's the fucking expert on every aspect of rearing kids....
Blartmonster Wed, 02/12/2009 - 21:01
I think it should be illegal to release a book on parenting/pregnancy until you're a shrivelled old melt who has raised at least two kids to be decent, normal adults who do something other than scrounge off their folks. Any woman with a functioning womb can shit out a baby, it's how you raise it that matters.
retrovertigo Wed, 02/12/2009 - 23:28
That would be a waste chucking it away. Didn't Wayne eat it with some nicely fried onions and a side order of chips? Delicious.
stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 08:29
Actually, no, Alex Ferguson has signed it already so that when it gets to be 14 years old he can bung a Man U top on it and get it to replace that useless cunt Ferdinand in the back four. In fact, no, fuck it, the placenta would do a better job now
Blartmonster Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:50