Cue all the tedious, 'look at all the baby weight she's shed already', 'why isn't she at home with her baby?', 'she's been out more in in the past four weeks than she has before she had the baby' and 'that fringe was a mistake'.

But seriously, we hope Wayne's not left in charge. That baby will be bossing him about and laying down the ground rules after about five minutes.

Also out with Coleen, who ended up in a student club after the Cricket party as it was the only place open until 3am 'does she remember she's got a newborn at home??', Claudine Keane, Alex Curran and Hollyoaks actress Emma Rigby.

To be honest, we'd have thought that they'd felt more at home here...