Coleen to take Wayne Rooney back as long as he doesn't cheat, world shrugs shoulders

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Coleen and Wayne Rooney during happier times

No sex during marriage...

Tue, 14/09/2010 - 11:44 by HM writer

Coleen has reportedly agreed to take Wayne Rooney back after the prostitute allegations but only on the basis of a "variety of different rules", namely their marriage vow about two years ago: no sleeping with other women...

Wayne allegedly slept with a £1,200-a-night prostitute called Juci Jeni seven times in four months while Coleen selfishly wasn't putting out because she was five months pregnant.

Juci apologised to Coleen for lots of money in the Sunday Mirror and the News of The World last weekend while her friend Helen Wood, who also allegedy charged Rooney for sex, has kept quiet.

So now Coleen has issued Wayne with a final warning; if he strays again then their marriage is over for good.

Probably.

But perhaps she'll wait and see how she feels when if he does...

A source said:

"Things are looking better and they are talking about a future together. Coleen has told him if it ever happens again that will be it. The end of the marriage. It will mean an end to his nights out with the lads for a long time to come and is a chance to rebuild the trust they once had.

"He has told her it was all a terrible mistake and he has learned his lesson."

You'd have thought he'd have learned that after he allegedly shagged that granny prossie...

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Comments

no
slug Tue, 14/09/2010 - 15:19
Can't we all just be thankful that Jesus has given them the stregnth to carry on in this, their most trying of time.
sandyman Tue, 14/09/2010 - 15:12
The wavering over whether to taycchhhe im bacchhk or not was either to be the making of her but she decided to ditch all pretence.
She must surely always have had an eye on the cash side of things because there's very little to commend wayne as a boyf/husband, ugly as fuck, virtually illiterate (despite I am astounded to hear having produced a boocchhhk) and charmless as a cup of cold sick, so what else could it have been?
StellStar is right, I would guess, one child isnt enough for the big payola
sarahleone Tue, 14/09/2010 - 14:52
The piece of piss PR who's advising her knows full well that it's not her who's laying down the law. This "take no shit" tactic is merely so she can claw back some dignity. The reality is that her ugly husband had to pay some hound-face ho for sex when the woman in question can't even give it away. As rich as Wayne is, no-one can face sleeping with him. Now THAT's humiliating.
PuddyTwat Tue, 14/09/2010 - 13:42
A few more years of marriage and a couple more kids will give her a larger divorce settlement.
StellStar Tue, 14/09/2010 - 12:56
Dignity? She married Wayne Rooney for god's sake.

*sighs* all this has the inevitability of an Eastenders plot. You know there's going to be a relentless PR bombardment to show how happy the couple are, and how they are moving on, whilst at the same time you know that Ronaldo is texting over pictures of the models that he is shagging and the pressure on little Wayne is goint to build up and up until it explodes in a jism and tear stained frenzy of fresh allegations and everyone says 'I told you so' and nods knowingly.
slug Tue, 14/09/2010 - 12:51
Because accountants also make excellent marriage guidance counsellors.
bellendercarlisle Tue, 14/09/2010 - 12:48
I still have no idea why any woman would allow a man to treat her like this. He's a douchebag for cheating, but she's a solid gold retard for staying with him.

Get out, Colleen, while you still have a meagre shred of dignity left.
tescopop Tue, 14/09/2010 - 12:02
OMG ryt coleen is lyk WELL STUNNIN and u dont even NO her and u r just JEALLOUS! She iz propa nice and just standin buy her man and hu r u 2 judge? i BET YOUR NOT EVEN A REEL VICAR!
tescopop Tue, 14/09/2010 - 11:59
Jesus wept ! that first pic really shows just how much polish one can apply to a turd. I'm not saying that Coleen is a looker now but in that pic she looks like a low rent Vicky Pollard impersonator.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 14/09/2010 - 11:55

Jesus wept ! that first pic really shows just how much polish one can apply to a turd. I'm not saying that Coleen is a looker now but in that pic she looks like a low rent Vicky Pollard impersonator.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 14/09/2010 - 11:55
OMG ryt coleen is lyk WELL STUNNIN and u dont even NO her and u r just JEALLOUS! She iz propa nice and just standin buy her man and hu r u 2 judge? i BET YOUR NOT EVEN A REEL VICAR!
tescopop Tue, 14/09/2010 - 11:59
I still have no idea why any woman would allow a man to treat her like this. He's a douchebag for cheating, but she's a solid gold retard for staying with him.

Get out, Colleen, while you still have a meagre shred of dignity left.
tescopop Tue, 14/09/2010 - 12:02
Because accountants also make excellent marriage guidance counsellors.
bellendercarlisle Tue, 14/09/2010 - 12:48
Dignity? She married Wayne Rooney for god's sake.

*sighs* all this has the inevitability of an Eastenders plot. You know there's going to be a relentless PR bombardment to show how happy the couple are, and how they are moving on, whilst at the same time you know that Ronaldo is texting over pictures of the models that he is shagging and the pressure on little Wayne is goint to build up and up until it explodes in a jism and tear stained frenzy of fresh allegations and everyone says 'I told you so' and nods knowingly.
slug Tue, 14/09/2010 - 12:51
A few more years of marriage and a couple more kids will give her a larger divorce settlement.
StellStar Tue, 14/09/2010 - 12:56
The piece of piss PR who's advising her knows full well that it's not her who's laying down the law. This "take no shit" tactic is merely so she can claw back some dignity. The reality is that her ugly husband had to pay some hound-face ho for sex when the woman in question can't even give it away. As rich as Wayne is, no-one can face sleeping with him. Now THAT's humiliating.
PuddyTwat Tue, 14/09/2010 - 13:42
The wavering over whether to taycchhhe im bacchhk or not was either to be the making of her but she decided to ditch all pretence.
She must surely always have had an eye on the cash side of things because there's very little to commend wayne as a boyf/husband, ugly as fuck, virtually illiterate (despite I am astounded to hear having produced a boocchhhk) and charmless as a cup of cold sick, so what else could it have been?
StellStar is right, I would guess, one child isnt enough for the big payola
sarahleone Tue, 14/09/2010 - 14:52
Can't we all just be thankful that Jesus has given them the stregnth to carry on in this, their most trying of time.
sandyman Tue, 14/09/2010 - 15:12
no
slug Tue, 14/09/2010 - 15:19