As reported, Coleen's taken Wayne back in a move that has driven every single woman in the UK with even the slightest whisper of a regional accent (including The Worst Possible Person To Give Advice On Anything) to declare her crazy, like.

She's certainly not looking too happy in the above pics, despite a public show of remorse from both prostitutes and an assurance by Juicy Jeni that 'it didn't last that long anyway'. What what woman could want more than that? Apologies from two hookers and a public declaration that your husband is not only a serial cheater, but terrible in bed as well? Coleen you stone hearted bitch.

Also, either hooker 1 or 2 had this to say about Wayne which is almost nice, in a roundabout way...

‘I know people call him Shrek but he’s not that ugly when you’re sat in front of him’  

That must have cheered her right up. Still, she could always go and do a Scrooge McDuck in their money vault if she ever feels too bad about the whole thing.

On another note, it's important to remember prostitutes very rarely apologise and she could certainly have been a bit more gracious about it, for starters it's usually the other way round, and even then they still want paying.

Probably. That's what we've been told anyway.