Colin Farrell looked trashed earlier this week. Was he wetting the baby's head or just very scared?

Has Jude Law been giving Colin Farrell contraception tips...?

The Irish 'Bad Boy' (we think he came up with that title himself, although it does beat 'Lusty Leprechaun') has been spotted out with his latest squeeze, Polish model Alicja Bachleda-Curus, who was looking remarkably knocked up.

An onlooker who spotted the pair at LAX Airport yesterday said:

“Alicja was glowing. I couldn’t help but notice her rounded stomach, which was only enhanced by a clingy black top. She was resting her hand protectively on her tummy as they made their way through the airport.”

We're surprised that Colin's sperms weren't so tanked out that they simply stayed put in Ireland... The actor claimed he was nailing himself to the wagon for good last year, but, judging by picture 3, he might have spoken too soon.