Socialite, model, and appetite suppressant spokesperson (possibly) Kate Moss has said in a recent interview she's decided to give up her life of vice because she's too old and can't hack the hangovers anymore. Apparently this means she's not drinking. Nothing else, just not drinking.

Despite the nickname 'Cocaine Kate' there's no mention of giving up drugs and we'd like to make it perfectly clear in this crazy old super-litigious world that we are in no way suggesting that she has taken drugs. Ever.

Unfortunately, as this is pretty much the only thing that's of interest to talk about we'd like you, our top quality HM readers, to suggest what she might have given up, because of course we can't. 

Slander away....