Halloween horror part 1: Katie Price dresses Alex Reid up in drag

COCKY HORROR SHOW

Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:10 by Harry Bow

No, this isn't Lady Gaga - although she may well have been Alex Reid's inspiration for the night...

We really should've braced ourselves for this one... As inevitable as night turning into day, Alex Reid's Halloween costume gave the biggest spine-chill of all.

The over-the-knee boots, the fascinator perched on his dopey head, the pack of Silk Cut tucked in bra, the dead dead-eyed stare... If the cage-fighter was dressed-up as a man on the verge of a nervous breakdown, we award him an A++ for effort.

Katie Price seems to have her own problem (see pic 5).

Enjoy your Sunday lunch!

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Comments

Show this to all the sad acts who take steroids instead of working out naturally like the rest of us.

Enjoy having no balls and a baby dick all you steroid users.
whereswaldo Mon, 02/11/2009 - 22:29
This is wrong, on so many levels.
whatthe. Mon, 02/11/2009 - 22:15
Lightweights!

I made it to pic 10 before losing my breakfast.

PS Good to see Chesswood Button Mushrooms making a comeback
jiggerycock Mon, 02/11/2009 - 13:32
ARRRRRGH!!!! Fucking hell. His pants have gone flashbulb seethrough. I did not need to see that this morning.
tescopop Mon, 02/11/2009 - 10:58
Hung like a horse. fly.
spandex Mon, 02/11/2009 - 03:43
For Fucks Sake Man.

Grow some balls and tell that Mad Harpie to take a running jump!

No amount of Fame or Fortune can be worth that level of Humiliation.
ken tate Mon, 02/11/2009 - 01:40
Cock, fail.
BonnyWill Sun, 01/11/2009 - 21:11
*coffee all over the monitor*
Blartmonster Sun, 01/11/2009 - 19:27
In trying to avert my eyes from these pics while being compelled to keep clicking through (got as far as 6 only though) I spotted the poster behind and checked it out:

Brainwave is "a Huntworth based charitable centre for rehabilitation and development of brain injured children. "

Can you imagine how chuffed they were that they found out they were going to get some leverage through association with this high profile celebrity ball? Do you reckon the promotional team are though today getting a kicking from the CEO as we type? Or perhaps it is all very apt? "Use our programme or look what your kids will turn into."
stella ah trois Sun, 01/11/2009 - 17:05
I hope he doesn't try to beat people up in the ring with his cock (fnarr fnarr), he'd be hard pushed to bruise a flea with that effort.

Now it becomes clearer why he likes to arse-fuck ladyboys...
Blartmonster Sun, 01/11/2009 - 13:28
Judging by the sight of him in those pants it was obviously a chilly night. Either that or he had his Hampton Court.

Credit where credit's due though - I'd wear her outfit. After a thorough hosing down first of course.
merylhighground Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:19
I've seen some things in my time, but fucking hell he looks grim.
minxybbw Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:10

I've seen some things in my time, but fucking hell he looks grim.
minxybbw Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:10
Judging by the sight of him in those pants it was obviously a chilly night. Either that or he had his Hampton Court.

Credit where credit's due though - I'd wear her outfit. After a thorough hosing down first of course.
merylhighground Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:19
I hope he doesn't try to beat people up in the ring with his cock (fnarr fnarr), he'd be hard pushed to bruise a flea with that effort.

Now it becomes clearer why he likes to arse-fuck ladyboys...
Blartmonster Sun, 01/11/2009 - 13:28
In trying to avert my eyes from these pics while being compelled to keep clicking through (got as far as 6 only though) I spotted the poster behind and checked it out:

Brainwave is "a Huntworth based charitable centre for rehabilitation and development of brain injured children. "

Can you imagine how chuffed they were that they found out they were going to get some leverage through association with this high profile celebrity ball? Do you reckon the promotional team are though today getting a kicking from the CEO as we type? Or perhaps it is all very apt? "Use our programme or look what your kids will turn into."
stella ah trois Sun, 01/11/2009 - 17:05
*coffee all over the monitor*
Blartmonster Sun, 01/11/2009 - 19:27
Cock, fail.
BonnyWill Sun, 01/11/2009 - 21:11
For Fucks Sake Man.

Grow some balls and tell that Mad Harpie to take a running jump!

No amount of Fame or Fortune can be worth that level of Humiliation.
ken tate Mon, 02/11/2009 - 01:40
Hung like a horse. fly.
spandex Mon, 02/11/2009 - 03:43
ARRRRRGH!!!! Fucking hell. His pants have gone flashbulb seethrough. I did not need to see that this morning.
tescopop Mon, 02/11/2009 - 10:58
Lightweights!

I made it to pic 10 before losing my breakfast.

PS Good to see Chesswood Button Mushrooms making a comeback
jiggerycock Mon, 02/11/2009 - 13:32
This is wrong, on so many levels.
whatthe. Mon, 02/11/2009 - 22:15
Show this to all the sad acts who take steroids instead of working out naturally like the rest of us.

Enjoy having no balls and a baby dick all you steroid users.
whereswaldo Mon, 02/11/2009 - 22:29