Congratulations! Harrison Ford marries Calista Flockhart

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockheart

Aw

Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:26 by Le Chat

So finally, Harrison Ford and Calista Flockheart have got married. It took seven years!

While we're still pining for Indiana Jones era Harrison, we offer our congratulations to him and Calista Flockhart for... getting married.

The pair met at the Golden Globes back in 2002, after the Ally McBeal star spilt wine on Harrison, and they have a son Liam, adopted by Calista before the couple met.

New Mexico Governer Bill Richardson happily lent the couple his New Mexico mansion for the wedding.

It's 45-year-old Calista's first marriage, and the third time Vacuumed old hag Harrison, 67, has shimmied down the aisle.

Dear today's news, why you be so nice? Why you give us no new photos of "too sexy" Karen Gillan?

Celebrity Wedding, Harrison Ford

Comments

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lilykiss17 Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:15
Dear Harrison,

What's it like to fuck a partially rotted stick?

All the best.
ian9outof10 Wed, 07/07/2010 - 18:33
Although an all action superstar, its a shame to see that such exertions have taken their toll on Harrison and that he's taken to walking with a stick.
brian sights Fri, 18/06/2010 - 10:17
I'm pleased to see she's had a glittering career with longetivity after finishing the McBeal role....

At least her CV only takes about 3 minutes to write from scratch
koshmar Fri, 18/06/2010 - 02:02
I had thought they were dead.

Got strangely fixated by CF when she did that law programme thing. I think I was young enough to think 'her' sassy and clever.

Oh the mind-bending power of TV. They should ban it.
stella ah trois Thu, 17/06/2010 - 17:29
She'd never suck his cock - too many calories.
jiggerycock Thu, 17/06/2010 - 16:01
A corpse marries a skeleton......is this a Tim Burton film ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:33
Where is she, I can't see her?

Oh hang on, she was turning sideways - there she is, oops no, disappeared again.

I bet the catering came in at well under budget. How much for a lettuce leaf and a van load of Alli (McBeal - get it???!) tablets.

She has to run around in the showers to get wet.
jiggerycock Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:26
God, I forgot these two walking cadavers were together. Ah well, congrats and all that.
tescopop Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:13
seven years? fuck me, that's one hell of a ceremony.

the reception better be good.
Lousybosomsdisplease Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:09
Yeah it is harrison ford, but he's nearly 70 ffs! Fair enough for wanting to say ur sucking han solo's cock but c'mon girls, 22yrs difference!?
elbow Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:06

Yeah it is harrison ford, but he's nearly 70 ffs! Fair enough for wanting to say ur sucking han solo's cock but c'mon girls, 22yrs difference!?
elbow Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:06
seven years? fuck me, that's one hell of a ceremony.

the reception better be good.
Lousybosomsdisplease Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:09
God, I forgot these two walking cadavers were together. Ah well, congrats and all that.
tescopop Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:13
Where is she, I can't see her?

Oh hang on, she was turning sideways - there she is, oops no, disappeared again.

I bet the catering came in at well under budget. How much for a lettuce leaf and a van load of Alli (McBeal - get it???!) tablets.

She has to run around in the showers to get wet.
jiggerycock Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:26
A corpse marries a skeleton......is this a Tim Burton film ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:33
She'd never suck his cock - too many calories.
jiggerycock Thu, 17/06/2010 - 16:01
I had thought they were dead.

Got strangely fixated by CF when she did that law programme thing. I think I was young enough to think 'her' sassy and clever.

Oh the mind-bending power of TV. They should ban it.
stella ah trois Thu, 17/06/2010 - 17:29
I'm pleased to see she's had a glittering career with longetivity after finishing the McBeal role....

At least her CV only takes about 3 minutes to write from scratch
koshmar Fri, 18/06/2010 - 02:02
Although an all action superstar, its a shame to see that such exertions have taken their toll on Harrison and that he's taken to walking with a stick.
brian sights Fri, 18/06/2010 - 10:17
Dear Harrison,

What's it like to fuck a partially rotted stick?

All the best.
ian9outof10 Wed, 07/07/2010 - 18:33
!It's hard to find a good men in my town ,most of them like my money more than like me.Ijust want to find my true love.so i uploaded my hot photos on Ag e * Mi *ng le *.* ( ℃0 M under the name of amanda30.It's the best club for seeking young or old girls.if you men see this comment,i hope you will check my photos out there.maybe you are the one whoi'm looking for
lilykiss17 Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:15