Teenage wet dream
Mon, 26/07/2010 - 10:11 by horseworm

Not-a-lesbian pop singer Katy Perry has made yet another controversial video – this time for new single, ‘Teenage Dream’. It controversially involves her running about in a bra with a man, as these stills from the new teaser video show...

Shot in Santa Barbara, the ‘plot’ appears to be Perry in her controversial bra (covering her controversial tits) fooling around on a beach and kissing Josh Kloss – who is a boy (to controversially wrong foot anyone who expected her to kiss a girl like she ‘did’ in controversial song ‘I Kissed A Girl’).

Last week she unveiled the controversial cover of her new album in which she is naked save for a pair of pants made out of a bit of a cloud (pic 5).

Also, if anyone thinks her marriage to controversial comedian Russell Brand is going to tame her desire to cause controversy, they better think again.

Her hen party is being organised, apparently, by Rihanna and Katy fears that it will be a hot bed of controversy. She said (prepare yourself), “I’ll probably end up shitfaced in an alley wearing a penis hat.”

Controversially controversial.

  • That krazeee Katy kid eh? Part-time party planner and full-time raunchy Rihanna will be whipping out her trembly orange jellies at the bestest bachelorette bash, like evah. We are agog.

    slapper slayer Thu, 29/07/2010 - 10:54
  • I won't hear a word against Marina out of Marina and the Diamonds. She's well lush and tidy too.

    fuckwit Mon, 26/07/2010 - 16:30
  • "Or dress frightfully 'outre'"

    The Sunday Times Style supplement (which I hate but have been reading since I was 16 so now have to read every week, even though I hate it hate it hate it) lauded suchies as Paloma Faith and that Marina and the Diamonds chick for having 'kooky' 'style'. Apparently it is now cool to look like an arsehole/Timmy Mallet.

    tescopop Mon, 26/07/2010 - 14:27
  • Shurely 'cuntroversial' in this case?

    slug Mon, 26/07/2010 - 12:35
  • Bollocks to the "controversy" and music, they are a magnificent pair of tits...most of the front page of HM have based their career on something far less impressive than her boobs.

    sinaplenty Mon, 26/07/2010 - 11:56
  • I think it might be a tad more controversial if she wrote and sang a song with lyrics along the line of:

    Modern music is so fucking lightweight/
    We're supposed to respect the mediocre/
    Because they'll get their tits out/
    Or dress frightfully 'outre'/
    And they have good marketing peeps.

    ...shot over a video of them burying the corpses at Auschwitz using industrial digging equipment.

    jiggerycock Mon, 26/07/2010 - 10:58
  • She reminds me of Tom Cruise (in that she's professional and focused. Obviously)

    I'm sure after she marries Mr Russell she'll start to breed. That way anyone who believes that THE RELATIONSHIP IS FAKE will have to eat their words.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 26/07/2010 - 10:43
  • She reminds me of Tom Cruise (in that she's professional and focused. Obviously)

    I'm sure after she marries Mr Russell she'll start to breed. That way anyone who believes that THE RELATIONSHIP IS FAKE will have to eat their words.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 26/07/2010 - 10:43
  • I think it might be a tad more controversial if she wrote and sang a song with lyrics along the line of:

    Modern music is so fucking lightweight/
    We're supposed to respect the mediocre/
    Because they'll get their tits out/
    Or dress frightfully 'outre'/
    And they have good marketing peeps.

    ...shot over a video of them burying the corpses at Auschwitz using industrial digging equipment.

    jiggerycock Mon, 26/07/2010 - 10:58
  • Bollocks to the "controversy" and music, they are a magnificent pair of tits...most of the front page of HM have based their career on something far less impressive than her boobs.

    sinaplenty Mon, 26/07/2010 - 11:56
  • Shurely 'cuntroversial' in this case?

    slug Mon, 26/07/2010 - 12:35
  • "Or dress frightfully 'outre'"

    The Sunday Times Style supplement (which I hate but have been reading since I was 16 so now have to read every week, even though I hate it hate it hate it) lauded suchies as Paloma Faith and that Marina and the Diamonds chick for having 'kooky' 'style'. Apparently it is now cool to look like an arsehole/Timmy Mallet.

    tescopop Mon, 26/07/2010 - 14:27
  • I won't hear a word against Marina out of Marina and the Diamonds. She's well lush and tidy too.

    fuckwit Mon, 26/07/2010 - 16:30
  • That krazeee Katy kid eh? Part-time party planner and full-time raunchy Rihanna will be whipping out her trembly orange jellies at the bestest bachelorette bash, like evah. We are agog.

    slapper slayer Thu, 29/07/2010 - 10:54

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