We demand a recount
Thu, 12/11/2009 - 10:53 by HM writer

It was the annual Cosmopolitan 'Ultimate Women Of The Year Awards' held in London last night. And we almost saw more of Sarah Brown than we could have ever bargained for. More pics after the jump...

As if the PM hasn't suffered enough embarrassment this week... But thankfully Sarah managed to maintain her modesty throughout the award ceremony.

But there seemed to have been some mistake in the prize giving, as Dannii Minogue was awarded 'Ultimate Personality of The Year Award'...

Other awards and awardees included:

Ultimate presenter - Holly Willoughby

Ultimate Woman's Woman (seriously?) -Kimberley Walsh from Girls Aloud

Ultimate TV Actress - Lacey Turner from EastEnders

Ultimate Celeb Who Made Us Care - Brooke Kinsella for her campaign against kinife crime

Other guests and winners included George Lamb, Vernon Kay, Pixie Lott, Louise Redknapp, Fearne Cotton and Abi Clancey.

  • I have an innate hatred of Holly Willoughby - the fat, dried up talentless ugly come dump with painted on eyes and vacant expression that makes Posh as muck look genuine

    she makes me feel physically sick

    cocknocker Fri, 23/04/2010 - 08:16
  • as if george lamb wasn't hateful enough - what's with the shrunken eye????

    nushkat28 Mon, 16/11/2009 - 11:58
  • Ultimate Celebrity who made us Care. ha haaa hhhhhhhaurhggh weeps.

    stella ah trois Sun, 15/11/2009 - 11:59
  • "Ultimate Woman's Woman". What a fucking pointless award. It basically means "Ultimate Celebrity Woman You Don't Hate Because Her Arse Is Bigger Than Yours So She's No Threat".

    retrovertigo Fri, 13/11/2009 - 17:10
  • Fuck! Sarah Brown! No love!

    She looks like Murphy out of Robocop.

    And now I've got this image of her old man coming between her tits. Don't really want that in my head.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:11
  • If I was there George Lamb would not have gone home empty handed. He'd have been carrying his teeth, balls and tongue after I'd been at him with some blunt scissors.

    dandyboy Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:14
  • More than a veritable soupcon of cuntery in there - and how the fuck does anyone consider the more gurning of the talentless Minogue tarts to be a celeb, and more to the point, a judge on the finer points of performing live?

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:53
  • Vernon Kaye has a 'grimace grin' like that fat 'comedian' Nick Hancock.

    dennisnilsen Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:32
  • Has anyone ever stretched miniscule talent, a long-forgotten appearance on a colonial soap opera, and a more-famous sister across the ages, than Dannii Minogue

    I was forgetting. She has the ability to cry on command - 2009's equivalent of being a meter that shits gold coins.

    jiggerycock Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:20
  • Lawd help me, i think i might be holding a candle for fern cotton.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:13
  • Lawd help me, i think i might be holding a candle for fern cotton.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:13
  • Has anyone ever stretched miniscule talent, a long-forgotten appearance on a colonial soap opera, and a more-famous sister across the ages, than Dannii Minogue

    I was forgetting. She has the ability to cry on command - 2009's equivalent of being a meter that shits gold coins.

    jiggerycock Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:20
  • Vernon Kaye has a 'grimace grin' like that fat 'comedian' Nick Hancock.

    dennisnilsen Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:32
  • More than a veritable soupcon of cuntery in there - and how the fuck does anyone consider the more gurning of the talentless Minogue tarts to be a celeb, and more to the point, a judge on the finer points of performing live?

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:53
  • If I was there George Lamb would not have gone home empty handed. He'd have been carrying his teeth, balls and tongue after I'd been at him with some blunt scissors.

    dandyboy Thu, 12/11/2009 - 13:14
  • Fuck! Sarah Brown! No love!

    She looks like Murphy out of Robocop.

    And now I've got this image of her old man coming between her tits. Don't really want that in my head.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 12/11/2009 - 14:11
  • "Ultimate Woman's Woman". What a fucking pointless award. It basically means "Ultimate Celebrity Woman You Don't Hate Because Her Arse Is Bigger Than Yours So She's No Threat".

    retrovertigo Fri, 13/11/2009 - 17:10
  • Ultimate Celebrity who made us Care. ha haaa hhhhhhhaurhggh weeps.

    stella ah trois Sun, 15/11/2009 - 11:59
  • as if george lamb wasn't hateful enough - what's with the shrunken eye????

    nushkat28 Mon, 16/11/2009 - 11:58
  • I have an innate hatred of Holly Willoughby - the fat, dried up talentless ugly come dump with painted on eyes and vacant expression that makes Posh as muck look genuine

    she makes me feel physically sick

    cocknocker Fri, 23/04/2010 - 08:16

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