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Fri, 02/10/2009 - 16:29 by Harry Bow

Katy Perry supposedly won Russell Brand's heart by writing the word 'poem' across her chest, but we think the above message might have been a more appropriate

So Katy Perry is reported to have been playing with Russell Brand's cocky wocky in Thailand after her impressive titty witties (so she's told us many times) caught his eye at the VMAs...

 

According to The Mirror, the comedian was was so enamored with the singer that he wooey wooed her by writing her a poem and requested one back. Katy allegedly obliged by sending Russell a picture of her boobs with "poem" written across them. Ho ho ho etc.

 

A friend of the actor revealed:

"Russell killed himself laughing when Katy sent a photo of her boobs with the word 'poem' scrawled across them."

*plan forms*

"The next minute Russell picked up the phone and invited her to Thailand for a secret getaway."  

*plan executed*

 

We say this because a mole got in touch with us to say: 

"I'm in Thailand and Russell Brand is here with Katy Perry, wow and ewww! 'Besotted' Russell should watch out who's listening in when he's on his phone though. He wasn't exactly whispering when we overheard him say he's only with Katy P so he can 'make America love him'??!!? What a douche. She deserves better."

Erm, well really, what was she expecting? 

  • Give it a few years and when the money runs out, that's when we'll hear how Uncle Russ's sex life never did straighten him out (a....HEM!)

    PuddyTwat Mon, 05/10/2009 - 09:06
  • First time that I have ever noticed her face, and I have seen worse

    HeyYou Sat, 03/10/2009 - 22:29
  • Fucking spot on

    Blartmonster Sat, 03/10/2009 - 10:27
  • Could there have been a cuntier pairing, ever? I pity the other patrons of the hotel these two preening fuckwads stayed at.

    BustySinclair Sat, 03/10/2009 - 07:05
  • With the boobs covered up it makes you realize she's a Butterface. Face of a 40 year old soccer mom. Ugh.

    mirabellebuttersfield Sat, 03/10/2009 - 02:28
  • Some one cut his cock off the planets got enough mega cunts

    carbon cowboy Fri, 02/10/2009 - 23:22
  • Nice axe though, rather look at her than James Dean Bradfield.

    ColonelDebugger Fri, 02/10/2009 - 19:26
  • There's yet another fanny I wouldn't touch with a stolen cock. Well done, Brand, you unfunny cunt, you're making the female population unfuckable as you go along with your poxy woxy dick

    Blartmonster Fri, 02/10/2009 - 17:03
  • aww, poor Katy and her big breasts now have crotch rot

    missmonana Fri, 02/10/2009 - 16:43
  • aww, poor Katy and her big breasts now have crotch rot

    missmonana Fri, 02/10/2009 - 16:43
  • There's yet another fanny I wouldn't touch with a stolen cock. Well done, Brand, you unfunny cunt, you're making the female population unfuckable as you go along with your poxy woxy dick

    Blartmonster Fri, 02/10/2009 - 17:03
  • Nice axe though, rather look at her than James Dean Bradfield.

    ColonelDebugger Fri, 02/10/2009 - 19:26
  • Some one cut his cock off the planets got enough mega cunts

    carbon cowboy Fri, 02/10/2009 - 23:22
  • With the boobs covered up it makes you realize she's a Butterface. Face of a 40 year old soccer mom. Ugh.

    mirabellebuttersfield Sat, 03/10/2009 - 02:28
  • Could there have been a cuntier pairing, ever? I pity the other patrons of the hotel these two preening fuckwads stayed at.

    BustySinclair Sat, 03/10/2009 - 07:05
  • Fucking spot on

    Blartmonster Sat, 03/10/2009 - 10:27
  • First time that I have ever noticed her face, and I have seen worse

    HeyYou Sat, 03/10/2009 - 22:29
  • Give it a few years and when the money runs out, that's when we'll hear how Uncle Russ's sex life never did straighten him out (a....HEM!)

    PuddyTwat Mon, 05/10/2009 - 09:06

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