So Katy Perry is reported to have been playing with Russell Brand's cocky wocky in Thailand after her impressive titty witties (so she's told us many times) caught his eye at the VMAs...

According to The Mirror, the comedian was was so enamored with the singer that he wooey wooed her by writing her a poem and requested one back. Katy allegedly obliged by sending Russell a picture of her boobs with "poem" written across them. Ho ho ho etc.

A friend of the actor revealed:

"Russell killed himself laughing when Katy sent a photo of her boobs with the word 'poem' scrawled across them."

*plan forms*

"The next minute Russell picked up the phone and invited her to Thailand for a secret getaway."  

*plan executed*

We say this because a mole got in touch with us to say: 

"I'm in Thailand and Russell Brand is here with Katy Perry, wow and ewww! 'Besotted' Russell should watch out who's listening in when he's on his phone though. He wasn't exactly whispering when we overheard him say he's only with Katy P so he can 'make America love him'??!!? What a douche. She deserves better."

Erm, well really, what was she expecting? 

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