A couple of reasons why burlesque is a bit rubbish

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Burlesque - not that good

Put your guns away

Wed, 15/12/2010 - 17:46 by Harry Bow

Here's Christina Aguilera and Cher promoting their new film Burlesque in Paris - and Dita Von Teese doing burlesque in Los Angeles.

Not really sure which we'd rather see - you get the comedy value and nipple (Cher's) with the new film, neither of which are included in a Dita show... But then Dita's got a bath in hers, something that Christina Aguilera definitely doesn't have...

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