Courtney Love calls Jocelyn Wildenstein 'freaky'

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Pot, Kettle, Black (part 2)
Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:37 by HM writer

Courtney Love looked into the mirror of truth upon meeting the sub-human Jocelyn Wildenstein and has decided that from this day forth, she will no longer continue with any form of plastic surgery (apart from one last breast enhancement). That's probably what Jocelyn said, and now we hear she's able to remove her breasts and wear them as cheeks...

Love met with the 64-year-old Bride of Frankenstein, who has spent a reported £2 million on surgery (and still looks like that) and has since vowed never to go under the surgeons knife again. Probably.

Love said:

"I could do with another boob lift, but no way.I don't want to end up looking like her. She looked freaky."

It sounds as though she has as much self-awareness as Jodie Marsh...

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Comments

  • They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:52

  • Maruku, I agree But apparently repeated acid peels do thicken the skin - to a poxed, buffalo hide sort of texture. Perhaps she's now under the "care" of a pachydermatologist...

    Oh, and I think the Bride of Wildenstein's husband eventually divorced her. And, rumour has it that Courtney's hubby left her, too.

    spandex Thu, 29/10/2009 - 19:25

  • For the love of God pic 10 is grotesque.............!!

    She couldnt be thick skinned enough to ignore the recoil of the general public when they catch sight of her surely to fucking christ.

    What was her husband thinking of letting her mutilate herself in this way in the name of vanity?!?!

    maruku Thu, 29/10/2009 - 14:27

  • Someone should put picture number 4 on Jordan's bedside table as a gentle reminder of what she will end up like.FREAKS the lot of them. Fucking hell, I'm starting to fancy Jo Brand for her "naturel" looks!

    kermits Thu, 29/10/2009 - 11:55

  • I suppose you're right. Everything's been pulled, stretched, nipped, tucked, folded, plumped and cauterised so much, it explains why her mouth looks a bit like a dessicated vag.

    tescopop Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:10

  • They have to put it somewhere once they suck it out from elsewhere. That fight club thing where they made it into soap - not very profitable. 70p a bar in asda. It's like out, in, shake it all about.

    stella ah trois Thu, 29/10/2009 - 00:01

  • A truly convincing testament to the wonders of acid-peels and dermabrasion; gives the client that natural, scorched and weathered look. Or upgrade now for our limited offer '3rd Degree Burn Special'.

    spandex Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:50

  • Christ Jesus! (laughs)
    The only response IS what the fuck???
    My God the woman is Beelzebub made flesh.
    If I was her, looking that monstrous, it would be a bottle of rum and the revolver.
    I'd finish it like fuck. I couldn't live like that. Un-real.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:40

  • Mrs Kurt Cobain you were and are, and you'll never amount to anything else, you fucking freaky cunt

    Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 17:55

  • Someone please put Courtney out of her misery.....

    Dantheman Wed, 28/10/2009 - 16:23

  • Picture 4 - What the fuck?????!!

    kermits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:50

  • Courtney Love is mutating into Shelley Long, and Wildenbeastenstein is starting to resemble Patrick Swayze.

    dandyboy Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:41

  • Halloween comes early!

    jiggerycock Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:16

  • Wildenstein looks like she has cellulite on her face.

    tescopop Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:02

  • wow, katie price is really piling on the pounds.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:57

  • wow, katie price is really piling on the pounds.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:57

  • Wildenstein looks like she has cellulite on her face.

    tescopop Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:02

  • Halloween comes early!

    jiggerycock Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:16

  • Courtney Love is mutating into Shelley Long, and Wildenbeastenstein is starting to resemble Patrick Swayze.

    dandyboy Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:41

  • Picture 4 - What the fuck?????!!

    kermits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:50

  • Someone please put Courtney out of her misery.....

    Dantheman Wed, 28/10/2009 - 16:23

  • Mrs Kurt Cobain you were and are, and you'll never amount to anything else, you fucking freaky cunt

    Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 17:55

  • Christ Jesus! (laughs)
    The only response IS what the fuck???
    My God the woman is Beelzebub made flesh.
    If I was her, looking that monstrous, it would be a bottle of rum and the revolver.
    I'd finish it like fuck. I couldn't live like that. Un-real.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:40

  • A truly convincing testament to the wonders of acid-peels and dermabrasion; gives the client that natural, scorched and weathered look. Or upgrade now for our limited offer '3rd Degree Burn Special'.

    spandex Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:50

  • They have to put it somewhere once they suck it out from elsewhere. That fight club thing where they made it into soap - not very profitable. 70p a bar in asda. It's like out, in, shake it all about.

    stella ah trois Thu, 29/10/2009 - 00:01

  • I suppose you're right. Everything's been pulled, stretched, nipped, tucked, folded, plumped and cauterised so much, it explains why her mouth looks a bit like a dessicated vag.

    tescopop Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:10

  • Someone should put picture number 4 on Jordan's bedside table as a gentle reminder of what she will end up like.FREAKS the lot of them. Fucking hell, I'm starting to fancy Jo Brand for her "naturel" looks!

    kermits Thu, 29/10/2009 - 11:55

  • For the love of God pic 10 is grotesque.............!!

    She couldnt be thick skinned enough to ignore the recoil of the general public when they catch sight of her surely to fucking christ.

    What was her husband thinking of letting her mutilate herself in this way in the name of vanity?!?!

    maruku Thu, 29/10/2009 - 14:27

  • Maruku, I agree But apparently repeated acid peels do thicken the skin - to a poxed, buffalo hide sort of texture. Perhaps she's now under the "care" of a pachydermatologist...

    Oh, and I think the Bride of Wildenstein's husband eventually divorced her. And, rumour has it that Courtney's hubby left her, too.

    spandex Thu, 29/10/2009 - 19:25

  • They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/lily-allen-taking-stockings36549#ixzz0wfdsEH00
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
    Full Color Printing

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:52

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