Love met with the 64-year-old Bride of Frankenstein, who has spent a reported £2 million on surgery (and still looks like that) and has since vowed never to go under the surgeons knife again. Probably.

Love said:

"I could do with another boob lift, but no way.I don't want to end up looking like her. She looked freaky."

It sounds as though she has as much self-awareness as Jodie Marsh...