What a hole
Mon, 01/03/2010 - 10:31 by Mr. HM

Courtney Love joined Ronnie Wood in Milan last night for the Cavalli show looking how Stevie Nicks would look if someone hadn't stopped blowing coke up her arse with a straw for the past 25 years.

This trip follows a surprisingly successful comeback gig in London a week or so ago, even though she is still insisting on using the old name 'Hole' when the only thing resembling a hole is(sniiiiiiiiiiiip - Ed)

She had that bouncer guy there too!

We need to name him - If he were in an American film they'd give him an ironic name like "Cuddles" or "Tiny" and he would cry at the end.

In the real Holy Moly world however, he should simply be named "Fister". Any more suggestions?

What with both Ronnie Wood and Courtney Love turning up (Lindsay was there too obv), you just know this was an elegant, classy kind of couture show, will graceful models dressed as swans and shit like that. Right?

RIIIIIGHT!

  • This bitch has skin like the crypt keeper. why won't she disappear. There was a time pitied it but these days I just wish the desperate Sid and Nancy squeal her and kurt were going for had worked out more like the original ie he should have done her first and then himself.
    It would have been the right thing to do Mr where ever you are you have a lot to answer for!

    KThalfprice Thu, 06/05/2010 - 19:20
  • No wonder Cobain blew his fucking brains out, having woken up next to that for the nth time too many

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:53
  • Fuck me, it's Gollum's mother.

    mrsmoon Tue, 02/03/2010 - 10:01
  • You officially have skin like a bit of chamois leather when makeup just sits on it and looks really obvious.

    And the bodyguard chap should be named The Defenestrator. If anyone went near his client, he could just pick them up, drag them into the nearest building, and punt them out of a top floor window.

    Actually, that's given me an idea for a superhero. DON'T STEAL MY SHIT IDEA.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 16:13
  • Damn, Exfoliate!

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 01/03/2010 - 13:45
  • It's like Clockwork Orange meets Magic ROundabout.

    stella ah trois Mon, 01/03/2010 - 13:34
  • It's like Clockwork Orange meets Magic ROundabout.

    stella ah trois Mon, 01/03/2010 - 13:34
  • Damn, Exfoliate!

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 01/03/2010 - 13:45
  • You officially have skin like a bit of chamois leather when makeup just sits on it and looks really obvious.

    And the bodyguard chap should be named The Defenestrator. If anyone went near his client, he could just pick them up, drag them into the nearest building, and punt them out of a top floor window.

    Actually, that's given me an idea for a superhero. DON'T STEAL MY SHIT IDEA.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 16:13
  • Fuck me, it's Gollum's mother.

    mrsmoon Tue, 02/03/2010 - 10:01
  • No wonder Cobain blew his fucking brains out, having woken up next to that for the nth time too many

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:53
  • This bitch has skin like the crypt keeper. why won't she disappear. There was a time pitied it but these days I just wish the desperate Sid and Nancy squeal her and kurt were going for had worked out more like the original ie he should have done her first and then himself.
    It would have been the right thing to do Mr where ever you are you have a lot to answer for!

    KThalfprice Thu, 06/05/2010 - 19:20

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