Courtney and Kurt in happier times
Couldn't live through that
Thu, 24/06/2010 - 10:52 by HM writerCourtney Love was a ball buster after all! As part of a vh1 documentary, she revealed how she used to try and wake Kurt Cobain from his druggy stupor by sticking needles in his nut sack followed by ice cubes rounded off by a few hard slaps to the face.
She slurred:
"He'd pass out and seek oblivion and I'd have to f***ing slap him and put pins in his balls and put ice cubes everywhere and it started to p**s me off."
Now if I was blessed up on smack and woke up to find I had freezing cold bollocks full of pins whilst being smacked round the head by E.T. In a wig, I suspect I would have followed a similar path.
Interestingly enough, Courtney also posted one of her infamous nut nut rambles on facebook, seemingly looking for a sun journalist to come and work for her:
"need an unhappy redtop or conde naste editor youllget a rent free apt and a high salary for 6/9 months to have one client ME and ypur job, rep[utation, restore it. be terribly ambitious and know absouloutly everyone. nice salary too.
"craigs list here not interested in just music media pr by ANY means. but thoughtthere... may be some brits here who know sun or daily mail eds or si newhouse wunderkinds, lets do a social experioment as oppsed to me getting fleweced by "reputation defenders" for having ugly pics on my google page."
The queue for that job will make the iPhone queue look like a "free herpes" sale.
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Comments
Wasnt it better though, in the 90s before she started f*cking with her face? Pic 3 - her nose is big, her skin is pasty, she has a little tummy from all her grungy beer-and-vodka drinking.
Now she just looks like a mongy Heather Mills - she's been thru the bowels of LA, the small amount of musical credibiltiy she had in the mid 90s with Hole has vanished and she's generally speaking a cosmic joke.
They weren't actually her teeth. To save on dental costs, she just used Uncle Rubens. Once he was dead and so on of course.
yeah, like when your Great Aunt used to slip out her teeth and pucker up for a kiss, Stella
Apparently Lindsay Lohan's former 'assistant' is looking for a new job.
Think we should write some covering letters to apply for this job? I'm trying to get some person spec out of this.
Ambition
Know everyone
Wunderkind
No flewecing
Already have a highly paid job which you will be willing to sacrifice along with your sanity by working for someone who used to look like Courtney Love.
Didn't it make your knees go funny and make you need to squirm a bit?
it depressed me utterly
There just isn't a single redeeming feature about this story. *shudders*
I would have put pins in my eyes if I had to wake up to that skanky scrubber
I would have put pins in my eyes if I had to wake up to that skanky scrubber
There just isn't a single redeeming feature about this story. *shudders*
it depressed me utterly
Didn't it make your knees go funny and make you need to squirm a bit?
Think we should write some covering letters to apply for this job? I'm trying to get some person spec out of this.
Ambition
Know everyone
Wunderkind
No flewecing
Already have a highly paid job which you will be willing to sacrifice along with your sanity by working for someone who used to look like Courtney Love.
Apparently Lindsay Lohan's former 'assistant' is looking for a new job.
yeah, like when your Great Aunt used to slip out her teeth and pucker up for a kiss, Stella
They weren't actually her teeth. To save on dental costs, she just used Uncle Rubens. Once he was dead and so on of course.
Wasnt it better though, in the 90s before she started f*cking with her face? Pic 3 - her nose is big, her skin is pasty, she has a little tummy from all her grungy beer-and-vodka drinking.
Now she just looks like a mongy Heather Mills - she's been thru the bowels of LA, the small amount of musical credibiltiy she had in the mid 90s with Hole has vanished and she's generally speaking a cosmic joke.