The feckless rock widow has been Twittering about her mad scheme:

"Ooh I love Hove, I love Sussex! This house is just too fantasticaland I can't take my eyes off it."

"No one will get this house but me. No one would dare. I shall build a WATER FEATURE!"

Perhaps kooky Court has taken her eye off the ball? Isn't she skint? 

Maybe she should wait to see if her legal action against Activision for doing stuff with her dead husband Kurt Cobain in Guitar Hero 5 beares any financial fruit before buying her mansion?

Fingers crossed she moves in though. She could pair up with neighbour Peter Andre

That's a showbiz couple we'd never tire of seeing, while it lasted. Presumably Pete would end up in the greenhouse hanging from a noose after a couple of weeks...