head like a hove
Wed, 16/09/2009 - 11:30 by Metrosexual

Courtney Love took her face out to New York Fashion Week and proved she's well on the way to looking like the Bride of Wildenstein.

Worryingly, she's also hatching a diabolical scheme to move to Hove!

The feckless rock widow has been Twittering about her mad scheme:

"Ooh I love Hove, I love Sussex! This house is just too fantasticaland I can't take my eyes off it."

"No one will get this house but me. No one would dare. I shall build a WATER FEATURE!"

Perhaps kooky Court has taken her eye off the ball? Isn't she skint? 

Maybe she should wait to see if her legal action against Activision for doing stuff with her dead husband Kurt Cobain in Guitar Hero 5 beares any financial fruit before buying her mansion?

Fingers crossed she moves in though. She could pair up with neighbour Peter Andre

That's a showbiz couple we'd never tire of seeing, while it lasted. Presumably Pete would end up in the greenhouse hanging from a noose after a couple of weeks...

  • Why would she "threaten" to move to Hove? Why is that a threat to anyone, except maybe for Hove citizens? Courtney is choleric, she would move to North Pole to make a point, I don't know if anyone cares anymore. Why Hove???
    Ronny at Atlanta moving companies

    ronny Tue, 16/02/2010 - 21:58
  • Coogan watch out...

    freethepaedos Tue, 15/12/2009 - 09:50
  • Few sessions in the nets and she could be the answer to the 'spinning' problem down at Eaton Road, which hasn't been addressed since Mushtaq retired IMO.

    She's got a devilish 'wrong un' so I've been told.

    jiggerycock Thu, 17/09/2009 - 08:59
  • care factor 0000000000 (:

    dancingworm Thu, 17/09/2009 - 05:13
  • Actually she misspelt it, it's Hull she wants to go to. Honest, it is.

    Blartmonster Wed, 16/09/2009 - 21:17
  • 'Hove actually'. She can come and watch the 20/20 cup champions with my dad and I. Courtney Hove. Free pun - on me. Don't mention it.

    kwebb Wed, 16/09/2009 - 21:00
  • Hove?

    Handy for Eastbourne and Beachy Head, I mean she's not getting any younger, that's all I'm saying.

    jiggerycock Wed, 16/09/2009 - 14:55
  • Hove?

    Handy for Eastbourne and Beachy Head, I mean she's not getting any younger, that's all I'm saying.

    jiggerycock Wed, 16/09/2009 - 14:55
  • 'Hove actually'. She can come and watch the 20/20 cup champions with my dad and I. Courtney Hove. Free pun - on me. Don't mention it.

    kwebb Wed, 16/09/2009 - 21:00
  • Actually she misspelt it, it's Hull she wants to go to. Honest, it is.

    Blartmonster Wed, 16/09/2009 - 21:17
  • care factor 0000000000 (:

    dancingworm Thu, 17/09/2009 - 05:13
  • Few sessions in the nets and she could be the answer to the 'spinning' problem down at Eaton Road, which hasn't been addressed since Mushtaq retired IMO.

    She's got a devilish 'wrong un' so I've been told.

    jiggerycock Thu, 17/09/2009 - 08:59
  • Coogan watch out...

    freethepaedos Tue, 15/12/2009 - 09:50
  • Why would she "threaten" to move to Hove? Why is that a threat to anyone, except maybe for Hove citizens? Courtney is choleric, she would move to North Pole to make a point, I don't know if anyone cares anymore. Why Hove???
    Ronny at Atlanta moving companies

    ronny Tue, 16/02/2010 - 21:58

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