Craig David flirts with mystery brunette on holiday

Craig David with mystery brunette on his lap in Italy

Can you strap me in?

Tue, 25/08/2009 - 11:59 by HM writer

Craig David met a mystery lady for dinner on Monday and let her sit on his lap in a cab by Tuesday (sorry). Although let's hope that taxi was stationary as neither look as though they are wearing their seatbelts...

Craig David was in Italy and dinning with friends while flirting outrageously with a mystery brunette. A female mystery brunette, obviously.

They enjoyed dinner and drinks at swanky Capri restaurant before David headed off with the woman three other male companions...

We're not really sure what Craig David is up to at the moment (other than asserting his firm heterosexuality), though let us remind ourselves of the recent clip of his manager going proper mental when someone mentioned Bo Selecta...

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Comments

And the woman on his lap has a bigger fucking cock than he's got.
Henry_McCarty Tue, 25/08/2009 - 20:28
he looks a bit sad. maybe hes just realised that he's not sitting in the batmobile and the cabby has sold him short on his ride home?
badger79 Tue, 25/08/2009 - 18:48
I gave that up years ago - watching the tumbleweed blowing back and forth was straining my eyes..
erniemilko Tue, 25/08/2009 - 16:03
Try reading the fucking board.
Henry_McCarty Tue, 25/08/2009 - 15:49
Inconsequential one-time R'n'B warbler pictured looking bored with non-male shocker. It really is a slow news day.
erniemilko Tue, 25/08/2009 - 15:04
He's such a self-conceited bell-end!!
Ellectrika Tue, 25/08/2009 - 13:24
Fucking hell is he still around? Does he still make turgid RnB? Poor Stevie Wonder must be wondering what fucking bastard sons he has released....
Blartmonster Tue, 25/08/2009 - 12:44
Wearing a T shirt whose property? Said he'd been queuing for a taxi, but he left all his money on the TV. Did he fill her in?
kwebb Tue, 25/08/2009 - 12:38
Doesn't he just picture everything that is wrong with the turd that is R&B? the golden pattern on the front of his Tshirt screams "first class twat".
kermits Tue, 25/08/2009 - 12:21

Doesn't he just picture everything that is wrong with the turd that is R&B? the golden pattern on the front of his Tshirt screams "first class twat".
kermits Tue, 25/08/2009 - 12:21
Wearing a T shirt whose property? Said he'd been queuing for a taxi, but he left all his money on the TV. Did he fill her in?
kwebb Tue, 25/08/2009 - 12:38
Fucking hell is he still around? Does he still make turgid RnB? Poor Stevie Wonder must be wondering what fucking bastard sons he has released....
Blartmonster Tue, 25/08/2009 - 12:44
He's such a self-conceited bell-end!!
Ellectrika Tue, 25/08/2009 - 13:24
Inconsequential one-time R'n'B warbler pictured looking bored with non-male shocker. It really is a slow news day.
erniemilko Tue, 25/08/2009 - 15:04
Try reading the fucking board.
Henry_McCarty Tue, 25/08/2009 - 15:49
I gave that up years ago - watching the tumbleweed blowing back and forth was straining my eyes..
erniemilko Tue, 25/08/2009 - 16:03
he looks a bit sad. maybe hes just realised that he's not sitting in the batmobile and the cabby has sold him short on his ride home?
badger79 Tue, 25/08/2009 - 18:48
And the woman on his lap has a bigger fucking cock than he's got.
Henry_McCarty Tue, 25/08/2009 - 20:28