Crazy tranny Lauren Harries "banned" after This Morning appearance

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Lauren on This Morning

giving trannies a bad name since 2001

Tue, 22/09/2009 - 16:43 by Metrosexual

Remember freaky fake child prodigy James Harries from Wogan in the 80s? Well he chopped his cock off in 2001 and became the beautiful creature we see before us today - Lauren Harries!

She's absolutely mental as displayed on that Keith Allen documentary and a reality show she did about working in a beauty salon. She's even too bad for Big Brother! But not This Morning (hoho...)

Watch on in amazement. Her brain boggling party-piece comes right at the end...

Good grief. Thinking she's still "very famous" is the least of her worries...

Why isn't she sectioned?

Meanwhile some of our favourite YouTube comments include:

"Best This Morning ever"

and

"The parents should be fucking shot"

and

"Whatever her gender she's mad as a box of frogs, give her her own reality show."

Lady Gaga, with your ginormous willy, you've got all this to look forward to! Should you ever want to get it removed...

Lauren Harries

Comments

Heyyou... that would be a world you'd be begging to live in, and I'd be only too pleased to oblige your sister in exchange for a piece of.
pandakiller Wed, 23/09/2009 - 12:18
Me cock, says you cock, says no cock and falsies, let's call the whole thing off..
malachysdad Wed, 23/09/2009 - 09:46
Jesus Christ on a bike...."couldn't have it done on the NHS"?! Well fuck me, what bastards eh? All that money they've got slopping around....

"Failed as a bloke? I know, I'll try as a woman..."
laurawump Wed, 23/09/2009 - 06:23
Fucking freak
youjizzmoppers Tue, 22/09/2009 - 23:45
... and what's with the vacuous, albeit attractive blonde? How the fuck does she get through the day having to order a skinny latte and a caesar wrap simultaneously? Poor thing
Blartmonster Tue, 22/09/2009 - 21:02
Oh boy, he is one fucking cunt, not someone you'd want batting on your side when the shit hits the fan. Remember when John Leslie (who was also a cunt, mind) was accused of the Ulrika (another Price-esque utter cunt) rape job, but was cleared? Well, Mr fucking Beige Schofield slid onto that gig like a slimy rat bathed in vaseline. Smarmy is only the fucking start, I hate him with a vengeance...
Blartmonster Tue, 22/09/2009 - 20:54
Is Phillip Schofield the world's most naive man, or just a pompous perma-tanned tit? Day after day he invites nutters on to his show and then is outraged that they behave like nutters. Just sit back and enjoy it, Pip old fruit.
cosmotopper Tue, 22/09/2009 - 18:35
Yes and the world would be populated solely by anodyne fuckwits like you.
HeyYou Tue, 22/09/2009 - 18:03
"Do you wanna be in my gang...my gang...etc"
Mr Beefy Tue, 22/09/2009 - 17:26
If there is a hell, it is populated solely by millions of clones of this fuckwit nutjob, grabbing onto its fake tits and saying "eh eh ehhh!" over and over again.

I'm off to church just in case.
pandakiller Tue, 22/09/2009 - 17:25
Would. Be rude not to.
The Mong Tue, 22/09/2009 - 16:47

Would. Be rude not to.
The Mong Tue, 22/09/2009 - 16:47
If there is a hell, it is populated solely by millions of clones of this fuckwit nutjob, grabbing onto its fake tits and saying "eh eh ehhh!" over and over again.

I'm off to church just in case.
pandakiller Tue, 22/09/2009 - 17:25
"Do you wanna be in my gang...my gang...etc"
Mr Beefy Tue, 22/09/2009 - 17:26
Yes and the world would be populated solely by anodyne fuckwits like you.
HeyYou Tue, 22/09/2009 - 18:03
Is Phillip Schofield the world's most naive man, or just a pompous perma-tanned tit? Day after day he invites nutters on to his show and then is outraged that they behave like nutters. Just sit back and enjoy it, Pip old fruit.
cosmotopper Tue, 22/09/2009 - 18:35
Oh boy, he is one fucking cunt, not someone you'd want batting on your side when the shit hits the fan. Remember when John Leslie (who was also a cunt, mind) was accused of the Ulrika (another Price-esque utter cunt) rape job, but was cleared? Well, Mr fucking Beige Schofield slid onto that gig like a slimy rat bathed in vaseline. Smarmy is only the fucking start, I hate him with a vengeance...
Blartmonster Tue, 22/09/2009 - 20:54
... and what's with the vacuous, albeit attractive blonde? How the fuck does she get through the day having to order a skinny latte and a caesar wrap simultaneously? Poor thing
Blartmonster Tue, 22/09/2009 - 21:02
Fucking freak
youjizzmoppers Tue, 22/09/2009 - 23:45
Jesus Christ on a bike...."couldn't have it done on the NHS"?! Well fuck me, what bastards eh? All that money they've got slopping around....

"Failed as a bloke? I know, I'll try as a woman..."
laurawump Wed, 23/09/2009 - 06:23
Me cock, says you cock, says no cock and falsies, let's call the whole thing off..
malachysdad Wed, 23/09/2009 - 09:46
Heyyou... that would be a world you'd be begging to live in, and I'd be only too pleased to oblige your sister in exchange for a piece of.
pandakiller Wed, 23/09/2009 - 12:18