These set of pics are ace. As Cristiano Ronaldo was leaving a nightclub in Majorca on Saturday, Nereida Gallardo, his ex-girlfriend spotted him and wandered over to say hello.

Rather than stop and chat for a second or two then make a false promise to catch up sometime, Cristiano got security to remove her from his field of vision, ignored her, pulled a "fuck me - that was close" face then legged it on a car.

To be fair to him, she may be a complete nutcase - but still! WHAT MANNERS!