Mon, 03/08/2009 - 11:29 By Mr. HM
These set of pics are ace. As Cristiano Ronaldo was leaving a nightclub in Majorca on Saturday, Nereida Gallardo, his ex-girlfriend spotted him and wandered over to say hello.
Rather than stop and chat for a second or two then make a false promise to catch up sometime, Cristiano got security to remove her from his field of vision, ignored her, pulled a "fuck me - that was close" face then legged it on a car.
To be fair to him, she may be a complete nutcase - but still! WHAT MANNERS!
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COMMENTS (8)
Give him a big hand.
to be fair I've heard that she nevers returns his hotpants after she borrows them....,,, & he loves his hotpants (& so does his boyfriend)
He's camper than a row of tents with John Barrowman, Julian Clary, Dale Winton, Graham Norton and Duncan "Chase me" Norville all having a congratulatory mutual wankfest for winning the gayest daisychain in the world....
... as well as having the face that you really would never tire of slapping...
Who do I call to get rid of him?
Lady GaGa in drag
this is why you never get your ex girlfriend back. Never ever get ex back. Worst idea ever to getting ex back.
Now they use security cameras to record all the actions happening, so they can have evidences if something happen & also to monitor & be able to stop any unwanted actions.
Now they use 247securitycameras to monitor all this.