Cristiano Ronaldo and girlfriend Irina Shayk
He (hasn't) banged, has he?
Tue, 06/07/2010 - 12:18 by HM writerAccording to a Portuguese newspaper, Cristiano Ronaldo reportedly paid a surrogate to have his baby, despite already having a girlfriend who is reportedly a bit pissed off with the news. So we're still slightly confused by the whole story, especially after our subtle and sensitive approach to it over the weekend...
The paper is claiming that Ronaldo, who has named his son Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (i.e calling his child by evey name apart from his first to avoid confusion - Santos Aveiro being his actual last name) paid an American woman to conceive his child in San Diego where he was on holiday last summer.
Ronaldo's Russain underwear model girlfriend Irina Shayk is said to be "devastated" by the news and apparently knew nothing about the birth until he announced it on Facebook. Which raises some questions about their relationship...
So we still can't work out whether he's doing a Ricky Martin, or knocked someone up accidentally and then paid them to have it and keep quiet,. Or perhpas we're just being cynical and he actually just wanted a child (i.e it's got to be the former).
Welcome to the Santos Aveiro family, baby Ronaldo!
*terror shoots up spine*
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He has a face I want to punch
HIs "girlfriend" has the most bizarre top lip...it looks like a slug. Yeuch.
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Well you know I'm always up for a revolt, especially as I had a post to Cunts Corner denied today. Unfortunately poor Koshmar won't be able to join us for the revolution as he is currently 'away' but I know that when we storm the Molystag with our tanks and Howitzers he will be waving his machete with us in spirit.
He's either gay or mental but as I don't know any 25 year old gay men that want kids either, I think that mental is the most likely reason. Unless he has a mind like one of those 13 year old girls who get knocked up because they think a baby will love them unconditionally.
Or maybe he needed to be around someone who cries, blubs and throws tantrums just a tad more than he does. But that would mean running the risk of upstaging himself. Hmmnh, dilemma, Ronnie...
Perhaps he wanted something to kick around and do cunty step overs with.
Perhaps his girlfriend didn't want to get preggers and 'lose her figure' - she is an underwear model, (read; glamour model), after all. Maybe he was just ready for fatherhood - or, rather, desperate for a mini-me. After all, he's so egomaniacal he makes Narcissus look like a wallflower.
*I'll get my coat*
I want that too, Dandy!
And truth and facts...
Truth and lies? facts and rumours? I just want stories about The Cheeky Girls opening a Quick Fit store in Slough.
I feel revolution in the air. Let's light torches and storm the Molystag
I find smut and lies far preferable!
FACTS AND TRUTH!!!
Facts and truth? You trying to ruin this website, Tesco? :)
YEAH! HM, go and be a proper investigative journo and bring us some facts and truth!!!
amen
People who wear a black tie when it's Black Tie are uncultured arseholes. Especially when combined with a dark shirt with a white collar.
By the way, if he's gay but wants a baby, why go to the trouble of paying a surrogate. Unless the thought of putting his winkle in a lady is so abhorrent to him... In which case his beard would already know as he wouldn't be shagging her.
So why didn't he just give his toothsome ladyfriend a vial of Chateau Ronaldo and a turkey baster?
So many loose ends in this... it's a mystery. HM, go and do some journalism, instead of cut n paste
Didn't he bonk some bird off Hollyoaks once?
Also: it is just weird. He is 25. How many normal 25 year old men CHOOSE to be saddled with a bambino?
I say he knocked his mum up.
Has he even met this supposed girlfriend of his? Going on Mr HM's thorough display of pics above they've never been seen together.
I cant decide if his bird is butch or peng...very odd looking
And yet Dandy, Spain was the first country in the EU to allow civil partnerships for us gays.
Swings and roundabouts.....
I still say Ronaldo is a big fat coward.
Come out, Come out, Wherever you are!
is ronaldo even human?
Going on how racist the football crowds are in Spain, I can't image they will be any more enlightened when it comes to a fondness for the lifting of football shirts.
Sorry, call me old fashioned, but wouldn't the reason she might be a tad pissed off be more to do with the fact that she's now been exposed as the world's largest beard internationally.
I don't get why sportsmen don't just come out if they're gay.
Does anyone honestly care who other people shag?
Or have we gone back to the 1970s in more ways than one?
Sorry, call me old fashioned, but wouldn't the reason she might be a tad pissed off be more to do with the fact that she's now been exposed as the world's largest beard internationally.
I don't get why sportsmen don't just come out if they're gay.
Does anyone honestly care who other people shag?
Or have we gone back to the 1970s in more ways than one?
Going on how racist the football crowds are in Spain, I can't image they will be any more enlightened when it comes to a fondness for the lifting of football shirts.
is ronaldo even human?
And yet Dandy, Spain was the first country in the EU to allow civil partnerships for us gays.
Swings and roundabouts.....
I still say Ronaldo is a big fat coward.
Come out, Come out, Wherever you are!
I cant decide if his bird is butch or peng...very odd looking
Has he even met this supposed girlfriend of his? Going on Mr HM's thorough display of pics above they've never been seen together.
Didn't he bonk some bird off Hollyoaks once?
Also: it is just weird. He is 25. How many normal 25 year old men CHOOSE to be saddled with a bambino?
I say he knocked his mum up.
People who wear a black tie when it's Black Tie are uncultured arseholes. Especially when combined with a dark shirt with a white collar.
By the way, if he's gay but wants a baby, why go to the trouble of paying a surrogate. Unless the thought of putting his winkle in a lady is so abhorrent to him... In which case his beard would already know as he wouldn't be shagging her.
So why didn't he just give his toothsome ladyfriend a vial of Chateau Ronaldo and a turkey baster?
So many loose ends in this... it's a mystery. HM, go and do some journalism, instead of cut n paste
amen
YEAH! HM, go and be a proper investigative journo and bring us some facts and truth!!!
Facts and truth? You trying to ruin this website, Tesco? :)
FACTS AND TRUTH!!!
I find smut and lies far preferable!
I feel revolution in the air. Let's light torches and storm the Molystag
Truth and lies? facts and rumours? I just want stories about The Cheeky Girls opening a Quick Fit store in Slough.
I want that too, Dandy!
And truth and facts...
Perhaps his girlfriend didn't want to get preggers and 'lose her figure' - she is an underwear model, (read; glamour model), after all. Maybe he was just ready for fatherhood - or, rather, desperate for a mini-me. After all, he's so egomaniacal he makes Narcissus look like a wallflower.
*I'll get my coat*
Perhaps he wanted something to kick around and do cunty step overs with.
Or maybe he needed to be around someone who cries, blubs and throws tantrums just a tad more than he does. But that would mean running the risk of upstaging himself. Hmmnh, dilemma, Ronnie...
He's either gay or mental but as I don't know any 25 year old gay men that want kids either, I think that mental is the most likely reason. Unless he has a mind like one of those 13 year old girls who get knocked up because they think a baby will love them unconditionally.
Well you know I'm always up for a revolt, especially as I had a post to Cunts Corner denied today. Unfortunately poor Koshmar won't be able to join us for the revolution as he is currently 'away' but I know that when we storm the Molystag with our tanks and Howitzers he will be waving his machete with us in spirit.
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HIs "girlfriend" has the most bizarre top lip...it looks like a slug. Yeuch.
He has a face I want to punch
Leave slug out of it!
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