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Sun, 04/07/2010 - 11:24 by Mr. HM

This is a weird one. Cristiano Ronaldo announced yesterday he's become a father. The mother of the child is anonymous and will not be involved in it's upbringing. Hmmm, does this remind you of anyone?

The message didn't give much more detail, but it's a bit odd innit? The last person we remember doing something similar was Ricky Martin.

The statemet said:

"It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become father to a baby boy. As agreed with the baby's mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship. No further information will be provided on this subject and I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy (and that of the child) at least on issues as personal as these are."

So either he:

  • Paid some woman to have his child because he can't find the right woman.
  • Paid a brief fling/one night stand to have the child and then bugger off out of it and sign a gagging order.
  • Hmm... no - can't think of any other reason. Nope. Mind gone blank.

Congratulations Ronaldo.

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:15
  • Have to say, when I heard about this I instantly thought Ahhh, bless, he's gay.... even though I have no idea who he is. Don't follow football sorreee. Anyway, I hope he's very happy with his new baby. It's a bit sad, however, if he does stay in the closet as would anyone really mind THAT much, aside from the geezers with an IQ of 80 who psychotically rant about bleedin poofs to their mates and then want to suck your cock in pub toilets (YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE!)??
    That's truly pathetic.

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    wowwow Tue, 06/07/2010 - 11:06
  • What, give me one up the tradesmen's? I don't remember and and I don't know who Clay Aiken is but I suppose that doesn't mean I haven't slept with him.

    huxylady Mon, 05/07/2010 - 22:52
  • Clay Aiken did the same thing shortly before coming out, too.

    eleanora_ Mon, 05/07/2010 - 19:25
  • Like Ricky: "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man"

    tescopop Mon, 05/07/2010 - 14:40
  • Oh, that's why Kosh only ever wants to do me up the arse. I just thought he liked the tattoo on the back of my neck.

    huxylady Mon, 05/07/2010 - 13:51
  • What are you implying, Tesco?

    stella ah trois Mon, 05/07/2010 - 12:20
  • Koshmar, Slug. Gayest gayers I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. But then there's the Rev. He's in a whole different league. Don't be taken in by their casual flirtations. They would all of them rather join hands and do the hokey cokey.

    stella ah trois Mon, 05/07/2010 - 12:19
  • Ronaldo is very odd, if I were a kid I wouldn't want him as my sole parent, whatever the story.

    Just wondering though, why are some of the male posters on HM almost violently fascinated with man on man sexual acts? One whiff of a gay and they're ranting on about it. I wonder if (possibly like Ronaldo) some of these chaps might be so far in the closet that they've just stumbled on Narnia.

    huxylady Mon, 05/07/2010 - 10:42
  • He is a very fortunate homosexual man.

    tescopop Mon, 05/07/2010 - 09:17
  • So his penis works. Fantastic. But why announce it?

    Ronaldo is such an odd little boy.

    I wonder if his mother is the mother.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 05/07/2010 - 01:21
  • They both enjoy their shitters being crammed full up.

    BonnyWill Sun, 04/07/2010 - 17:00
  • They both enjoy their shitters being crammed full up.

    BonnyWill Sun, 04/07/2010 - 17:00
  • So his penis works. Fantastic. But why announce it?

    Ronaldo is such an odd little boy.

    I wonder if his mother is the mother.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 05/07/2010 - 01:21
  • He is a very fortunate homosexual man.

    tescopop Mon, 05/07/2010 - 09:17
  • Ronaldo is very odd, if I were a kid I wouldn't want him as my sole parent, whatever the story.

    Just wondering though, why are some of the male posters on HM almost violently fascinated with man on man sexual acts? One whiff of a gay and they're ranting on about it. I wonder if (possibly like Ronaldo) some of these chaps might be so far in the closet that they've just stumbled on Narnia.

    huxylady Mon, 05/07/2010 - 10:42
  • Koshmar, Slug. Gayest gayers I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. But then there's the Rev. He's in a whole different league. Don't be taken in by their casual flirtations. They would all of them rather join hands and do the hokey cokey.

    stella ah trois Mon, 05/07/2010 - 12:19
  • What are you implying, Tesco?

    stella ah trois Mon, 05/07/2010 - 12:20
  • Oh, that's why Kosh only ever wants to do me up the arse. I just thought he liked the tattoo on the back of my neck.

    huxylady Mon, 05/07/2010 - 13:51
  • Like Ricky: "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man"

    tescopop Mon, 05/07/2010 - 14:40
  • Clay Aiken did the same thing shortly before coming out, too.

    eleanora_ Mon, 05/07/2010 - 19:25
  • What, give me one up the tradesmen's? I don't remember and and I don't know who Clay Aiken is but I suppose that doesn't mean I haven't slept with him.

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    wowwow Tue, 06/07/2010 - 11:06
  • Have to say, when I heard about this I instantly thought Ahhh, bless, he's gay.... even though I have no idea who he is. Don't follow football sorreee. Anyway, I hope he's very happy with his new baby. It's a bit sad, however, if he does stay in the closet as would anyone really mind THAT much, aside from the geezers with an IQ of 80 who psychotically rant about bleedin poofs to their mates and then want to suck your cock in pub toilets (YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE!)??
    That's truly pathetic.

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