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Mon, 07/06/2010 - 14:38 by Mr. HM

Daisy Lowe is the cover star of this month's Esquire magazine and doesn't muck about when it comes down to a bit of the old nakedness now does she? STRUTH!

And if the pictures weren't enough she then spends 5 minutes dancing in nothing more than a whisp of silk and stuff.

So Gavin Rossdale did have a purpose on earth after all...

Goodness. Gracious. Me.

  • She can work it no doubt but she's still got a face like a surprised gingerbread man. Anyway I'm still trying to picture bossman fuckwit jamming his woowoo into place.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 07/03/2011 - 13:54
  • Now that is one

    marabel Sat, 22/01/2011 - 04:49
  • Sigh, I like the side boob but thats all that does it for me. She seems quite happy to be a side of meat if it pays and gets her attention. But I think there are more beautiful and more gracious women out there worthy of admiration.

    angrykid Tue, 08/06/2010 - 12:17
  • As HM is currently morphing into the online version of Loaded, none of this is hugely surprising.

    huxylady Tue, 08/06/2010 - 08:28
  • Do i smell a whore?

    The Cheddar Tue, 08/06/2010 - 00:01
  • I have no problem seeing the eroticism that some of you are getting but it's bearing in mind what a spotty herbert La Lowe is close-up, and how she's put it about a bit to get on. Not to mention the überskank that her mother is, and let's face it, the apples never fall far from the tree, do they?

    koshmar Mon, 07/06/2010 - 22:21
  • I think that is the Reebok ad you're thinking of db, but I know the one you mean. Is it just me or is that just another dull example of stripping/ gyrating for the middle classes? Except without the stripping really. Totally pointless, much like Ms. Lowe.

    huxylady Mon, 07/06/2010 - 20:47
  • i concur

    merkin Mon, 07/06/2010 - 17:05
  • Mmmmm. Thanks HM, now sitting at my desk throbbing gently.

    slug Mon, 07/06/2010 - 16:30
  • I am the boss, thank god, otherwise I'd have had to do that awkward thing where you kind of jam it in place and keep your hand in one pocket to disguise it. Totally unconvincing

    fuckwit Mon, 07/06/2010 - 16:20
  • With the sound down it looks like a longer version of that slimming pill advert with the girl dancing down the street in her pants.

    dandyboy Mon, 07/06/2010 - 16:06
  • She didnt touch that glass of water.

    stustustudio Mon, 07/06/2010 - 15:26
  • I really feel sorry for men. At least we can keep it all hidden. Hope your boss didn't summon you to take some urgent dictation as soon as you had watched that.

    PS That was really quite nice. I think I really may be a lesbian. Am I allowed to watch it again?

    stella ah trois Mon, 07/06/2010 - 15:15
  • I enjoyed optional woodwork at school

    merylhighground Mon, 07/06/2010 - 15:03
  • Well said, Meryl. Well bloody said.

    tescopop Mon, 07/06/2010 - 15:00
  • nice tits

    izudu Mon, 07/06/2010 - 14:59
  • Wood at work is no fun

    fuckwit Mon, 07/06/2010 - 14:57
  • Credit where it's due, she looks fab in that video. And she's having a blast, even if it is a bit hammy. Real body, no fake tan, no tatts... didn't think there were any left like that.

    merylhighground Mon, 07/06/2010 - 14:50
  • Credit where it's due, she looks fab in that video. And she's having a blast, even if it is a bit hammy. Real body, no fake tan, no tatts... didn't think there were any left like that.

    merylhighground Mon, 07/06/2010 - 14:50
  • Wood at work is no fun

    fuckwit Mon, 07/06/2010 - 14:57
  • nice tits

    izudu Mon, 07/06/2010 - 14:59
  • Well said, Meryl. Well bloody said.

    tescopop Mon, 07/06/2010 - 15:00
  • I enjoyed optional woodwork at school

    merylhighground Mon, 07/06/2010 - 15:03
  • I really feel sorry for men. At least we can keep it all hidden. Hope your boss didn't summon you to take some urgent dictation as soon as you had watched that.

    PS That was really quite nice. I think I really may be a lesbian. Am I allowed to watch it again?

    stella ah trois Mon, 07/06/2010 - 15:15
  • She didnt touch that glass of water.

    stustustudio Mon, 07/06/2010 - 15:26
  • With the sound down it looks like a longer version of that slimming pill advert with the girl dancing down the street in her pants.

    dandyboy Mon, 07/06/2010 - 16:06
  • I am the boss, thank god, otherwise I'd have had to do that awkward thing where you kind of jam it in place and keep your hand in one pocket to disguise it. Totally unconvincing

    fuckwit Mon, 07/06/2010 - 16:20
  • Mmmmm. Thanks HM, now sitting at my desk throbbing gently.

    slug Mon, 07/06/2010 - 16:30
  • i concur

    merkin Mon, 07/06/2010 - 17:05
  • I think that is the Reebok ad you're thinking of db, but I know the one you mean. Is it just me or is that just another dull example of stripping/ gyrating for the middle classes? Except without the stripping really. Totally pointless, much like Ms. Lowe.

    huxylady Mon, 07/06/2010 - 20:47
  • I have no problem seeing the eroticism that some of you are getting but it's bearing in mind what a spotty herbert La Lowe is close-up, and how she's put it about a bit to get on. Not to mention the überskank that her mother is, and let's face it, the apples never fall far from the tree, do they?

    koshmar Mon, 07/06/2010 - 22:21
  • Do i smell a whore?

    The Cheddar Tue, 08/06/2010 - 00:01
  • As HM is currently morphing into the online version of Loaded, none of this is hugely surprising.

    huxylady Tue, 08/06/2010 - 08:28
  • Sigh, I like the side boob but thats all that does it for me. She seems quite happy to be a side of meat if it pays and gets her attention. But I think there are more beautiful and more gracious women out there worthy of admiration.

    angrykid Tue, 08/06/2010 - 12:17
  • Now that is one

    marabel Sat, 22/01/2011 - 04:49
  • She can work it no doubt but she's still got a face like a surprised gingerbread man. Anyway I'm still trying to picture bossman fuckwit jamming his woowoo into place.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 07/03/2011 - 13:54

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