Daisy Lowe hides behind Crunchy Nut Cornflakes

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Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:50 by HM writer

There's probably a truck load of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes arriving on Daisy Lowe's doorstep as we type after she fooled about with a box and tried to use it to obscure her face last night after watching Florence and The Machine at the 100 Club on Oxford Street. Because she's not likely to ever wear anything that would draw attention to herself...

Like a hat fashioned from a husky's head and a face full of rihnestones. And on a Monday...

So it was a less than average night out for the Agent Provocateur model to another free gig, accompanied by a mystery male in a Barbour and a girl whose shopping bag that she raided. And if Daisy doesn't want all that Crunchy Nut she could always send some over to Chelsea Wharf, cheers!

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Comments

  • Is she getting cash for product placement? If so, she should be getting it for Senokot

    Blartmonster Thu, 19/11/2009 - 06:55

  • You forgot, Jiggs:

    Florence Welch - SHIT

    Anyone that buys into that fucking awful caterwauling, and goes to her "gigs" - she play for less than an hour with NO encores - deserve all the abuse coming their way.

    Blartmonster Thu, 19/11/2009 - 06:55

  • Amusingly enough that description shows more invention than that shower of vacuous bum gravy deserves...cheers Mr Jiggs, and I raise you a corn-fed confit de shit with a white dog-turd sorbet for dessert.

    erniemilko Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:39

  • I like that her mate took her shopping out with her to a gig. It's a bit like when Mark took the big shop to the party.

    tescopop Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:36

  • Daisy Lowe - SHIT

    Pixie Lott - SHIT

    Joss Stone - SHIT

    Lily Allen - SHIT

    Peaches Geldof - SHIT

    Pan-fried shit with a pithivier of shit in a diorrhoea coulis, seved on a bed of shit, with a side order of slow-baked turds!

    jiggerycock Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:02

  • Daisy Lowe - SHIT

    Pixie Lott - SHIT

    Joss Stone - SHIT

    Lily Allen - SHIT

    Peaches Geldof - SHIT

    Pan-fried shit with a pithivier of shit in a diorrhoea coulis, seved on a bed of shit, with a side order of slow-baked turds!

    jiggerycock Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:02

  • I like that her mate took her shopping out with her to a gig. It's a bit like when Mark took the big shop to the party.

    tescopop Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:36

  • Amusingly enough that description shows more invention than that shower of vacuous bum gravy deserves...cheers Mr Jiggs, and I raise you a corn-fed confit de shit with a white dog-turd sorbet for dessert.

    erniemilko Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:39

  • You forgot, Jiggs:

    Florence Welch - SHIT

    Anyone that buys into that fucking awful caterwauling, and goes to her "gigs" - she play for less than an hour with NO encores - deserve all the abuse coming their way.

    Blartmonster Thu, 19/11/2009 - 06:55

  • Is she getting cash for product placement? If so, she should be getting it for Senokot

    Blartmonster Thu, 19/11/2009 - 06:55

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