Daisy Lowe - a mild lesbian
Driving Miss Daisy to Lesbianism
Wed, 02/03/2011 - 13:13 by Harry BowFollowing on from Cheryl Cole controversially announcing that she has a girl crush on Rihanna, Daisy Lowe has now controversially announced that she has a girl crush on Kelly Brook which means she's bisexual (although she forgot to add the line about not having had a homosexual experience - ™Brett Anderson).
Daisy Lowe, daughter Gavin Rossdale, the one-time gay lover of 80s singer Marilyn, has revealed that she's, like, totally bisexual, telling GQ about her views on lebsian feminism, explaining:
“I think women are really hot…. I’m pretty much a mild lesbian.”
However, rather than eyeing up her boyfriend's co-star Karen Gillan (which proves she's a fake) or flatmate Jaime Winstone (joke), she confessed that it's Kelly Brook she finds most attractive, adding:
"[She's] such a hotty."
Well, that's the queer theory explained in three words.
Meanwhile, attractive Hollywood actress Amber Heard recently came out as a lesbian, announcing:
“I think when I became aware of my role in the media, I had to ask myself an important question ‘Am I part of the problem?’” she said. “And I think that when millions and millions of hard-working, tax paying Americans are denied their rights and denied their equality you have to ask yourself what are the factors that are an epidemic problem and that’s what this is.
“Injustice can never be stood for. It always must be fought against and I just was sick of it being a problem,” Heard added. “I personally think that if you deny something or if you hide something you’re inadvertently admitting it’s wrong. I don’t feel like I’m wrong.”
You agree, Daisy? Yeah, we thought so.... Basically the same.
Anyway, Brook says her lesbian scene in Piranha 3D was one of the hardest things she's ever done (paraphrased: because she loves the cock too much!), so you're out of luck, Lowe.
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Is that a 5 o'clock shadow i see on that suspiciously bad picture of Kelly Brook?
I guess because lesbians fancy hot chicks the same way us guys do right ? I mean I can't say as I've ever thrown one off the wrist over either of those two in the same way that I'm sure ladies don't pleasure themselves to the thought of John Prescott & James Corden writhing around in custard.
I'm guessing it's because they prefer their sushi from Nobu rather than off the barbershop floor
How come these pseudo bi's never go for a Clare Balding or Sandi Toksvig?
Halfords did me a great two for one deal and topped up my fluids for no extra charge. Lovely people
She may also get an advisory notice to check her muffler.
The degree of wear on the external rim of that tyre suggests that Daisy should get her wheels balanced as part of her next annual service
Mmmmm Kelly & Daisy, I'd like to be the salami in that sandiwch.
Who is sitting in front of Kelly Brook (if you believe those pesky rumours!!)
La la la la lesbian!
er, John Travolta?
I was gay for about half an hour once.
Also, it's nice when famous people come out, instead of hiding way back there in the back of the closet, by the trainers you bought to go to the gym, but are still in their box, and a big umbrella that you got from Ikea. Well, that's what's in my closet. Tom Cruise, what is in your closet?
I was gay for about half an hour once.
Also, it's nice when famous people come out, instead of hiding way back there in the back of the closet, by the trainers you bought to go to the gym, but are still in their box, and a big umbrella that you got from Ikea. Well, that's what's in my closet. Tom Cruise, what is in your closet?
er, John Travolta?
Who is sitting in front of Kelly Brook (if you believe those pesky rumours!!)
La la la la lesbian!
Mmmmm Kelly & Daisy, I'd like to be the salami in that sandiwch.
The degree of wear on the external rim of that tyre suggests that Daisy should get her wheels balanced as part of her next annual service
She may also get an advisory notice to check her muffler.
Halfords did me a great two for one deal and topped up my fluids for no extra charge. Lovely people
How come these pseudo bi's never go for a Clare Balding or Sandi Toksvig?
I'm guessing it's because they prefer their sushi from Nobu rather than off the barbershop floor
I guess because lesbians fancy hot chicks the same way us guys do right ? I mean I can't say as I've ever thrown one off the wrist over either of those two in the same way that I'm sure ladies don't pleasure themselves to the thought of John Prescott & James Corden writhing around in custard.
Is that a 5 o'clock shadow i see on that suspiciously bad picture of Kelly Brook?