Dancing on thin ice
Wed, 02/02/2011 - 12:26 by Harry Bow

Our prediction that everyone would watch Dancing on Ice due the absence of Celeb Big Brother didn't really come true, did it? Not sure... We keep forgetting it's on anyway, despite Denise Welch's best efforts to remind us...

Having said that, we're definitely going to tune in for this week's Jim Rose Circus Side-Show On Ice performance from Jizzy Jeff (and the fresh ??)...

 

In the meantime, contestants including Chloe Madeley, who recently claimed that she hates her face (we wouldn't dare argue with her when she looks like that) and Denise Welch were joined by new-egg-in-a-wig on the scene Emily Attack, Anthony Costa and Gareth Gates at Bungalow 8 last night.

 

Apparently Welch narrowly missed a 'skate-off' last weekend so her future on the show hangs in balance... Whatever the case, putting her in a leotard on the ice is only marginally more cruel and in bad taste than this... Probably a lot more amusing though.

  • Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby are the Jonahs of television. Not surprised that Costa's in there. He must be cursing Peter Andre. If things were different it would have been him warbling in Cafe Nero. But as tesco says, his job now is to balls up Eurovision so that at least we can have a laugh.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:52
  • Antony Costa needs to stop FUCKING AROUND on the ice, and get his fucking Eurovision on. I'm not losing another one, Costa, y'hear me? If we come last again I will hold Costa PERSONALLY responsible because of all this on-ice fuckery.

    JEEZY CHREEZY, Costa! This isn't like when you did Celebrity Restaurant in my Living Room and lost to Vanessa Felch. THIS IS SERIOUS. So stop fucking around on the ice and get your fucking ACT in GEAR.

    I am serious about all of this (except I'm not sure if Vanessa did win, after all. Who cares?)

    tescopop Wed, 02/02/2011 - 13:52
  • Gareth Gates attends grab a granny night at Bungalow 8.

    whereswaldo Wed, 02/02/2011 - 12:34
  • Gareth Gates attends grab a granny night at Bungalow 8.

    whereswaldo Wed, 02/02/2011 - 12:34
  • Antony Costa needs to stop FUCKING AROUND on the ice, and get his fucking Eurovision on. I'm not losing another one, Costa, y'hear me? If we come last again I will hold Costa PERSONALLY responsible because of all this on-ice fuckery.

    JEEZY CHREEZY, Costa! This isn't like when you did Celebrity Restaurant in my Living Room and lost to Vanessa Felch. THIS IS SERIOUS. So stop fucking around on the ice and get your fucking ACT in GEAR.

    I am serious about all of this (except I'm not sure if Vanessa did win, after all. Who cares?)

    tescopop Wed, 02/02/2011 - 13:52
  • Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby are the Jonahs of television. Not surprised that Costa's in there. He must be cursing Peter Andre. If things were different it would have been him warbling in Cafe Nero. But as tesco says, his job now is to balls up Eurovision so that at least we can have a laugh.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:52

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