He's on Another Level
Fri, 19/11/2010 - 11:15 by John Hill

Dane Bowers, previously known as owner of the big toe that pushed Katie Price crotch first into the premiere league of white trash celebs, has been arrested in connection with a drug ring in Manchester. A drug ring that dealt mainly in mephedrone, otherwise known as the killer drug meow meow, a drug that once caused a man to rip his own scrotum off.

Our Man Dane was arrested in Croydon before being quizzed at a police station and bailed until January. Five other men aged 28 to 46, and a woman, 25, were arrested in 6am raids in Manchester, Somerset, Bolton and Staffordshire on Tuesday. 

 

£650,000 of meow meow, other legal highs, cutting agents and cannabis were found at a number of addresses in Greater Manchester, alongside several hundred thousand unopened copies of Out of Your Mind. The drugs (and possibly the singles) were being sold at KnuckleUp cage fighting events across the UK, events that Bowers allegedly helps to promote.

 

Cage fighting and Dane Bowers. There's some kind of connection here, but we just can't quite put our finger on it.

  • EDIT: "Cage fighting and Dane Bowers. There's some kind of connection here, but we just can't quite put our finger on it."
    should be:
    There's some kind of connection here, but we just can't quite put our BIG TOE INTO it.

    tescopop Fri, 19/11/2010 - 16:10
  • "Dane Bowers", "arrested" and "Croydon". Now there's four words that are just meant to go together.

    dandyboy Fri, 19/11/2010 - 15:06
  • Dear Christ this must be made up! It's just too awful. I can't even comment on this. What is there to say?? This story may be the one that slipped on a leather jacket in a bid to jump a shark. It's too much (laughs)

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/11/2010 - 14:02
  • Dear Christ this must be made up! It's just too awful. I can't even comment on this. What is there to say?? This story may be the one that slipped on a leather jacket in a bid to jump a shark. It's too much (laughs)

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/11/2010 - 14:02
  • "Dane Bowers", "arrested" and "Croydon". Now there's four words that are just meant to go together.

    dandyboy Fri, 19/11/2010 - 15:06
  • EDIT: "Cage fighting and Dane Bowers. There's some kind of connection here, but we just can't quite put our finger on it."
    should be:
    There's some kind of connection here, but we just can't quite put our BIG TOE INTO it.

    tescopop Fri, 19/11/2010 - 16:10

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