Dane Bowers gave Katie Price as his alibi after being arrested for drink driving. Dane claimed he couldn't have been driving his crashed car as he was with Katie - at 4am. Pleas for Peter's return are starting to sound slightly hollow...

We knew it wouldn't be long before this lardass stuck his beak in. The ex Another Level singer and 'Meatball Eating Champion 2009' was arrested after his Vauxhall Tigra was found in a hedge outside Katie's house on Monday morning.

Police told the Sun that although the car belonged to the friend, the keys were found in Dane's pocket.

"Exactly what he was doing with Jordan is not part of the investigation. She is just needed to verify where he was when he said. She will be asked if Mr Bowers drove away from the address or if she understands the car was taken."

Dane was freed on bail later yesterday, straight into the loving arms of his wife. Whatever the reason for his 4am visit, it won't go down well with Peter or his divorce lawyers.

Dane and Katie had a relationship back in 2000 and created the world's worst porno movie. If you haven't seen it, your eyes are in for a real treat. A heavily pregnant Katie gets the time of her life by pot-bellied Dane. If the time of your life is having your "flower" rubbed by his big toe that is.

I saw it and life has never been the same again. He's a real lothario - masculine yet gentle and loving at the same time - especially when wanking onto your pregnant tummy. Yum!