He wore Blue Velvet
Thu, 19/11/2009 - 15:46 by HM writer

AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *collapses* AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WHAT A TOTAL DICK...

 

We haven't laughed that much since Kelly Osbourne went out looking like this... Just imagine if they both went out at the same time, it would be too hilarious.

Daniel Merryweather was going for that popular Ducky from Pretty in Pink meets Roy Orbison look at the GQ Man Of The Year awards at the Chateau Marmont in LA.

Here are some of the results (sadly, they didn't include dear Daniel because Biggest Cunt didn't feature this year):

Comeback of the Year: Tom Brady

Funny Men of the Year: Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms

Breakout of the Year: Chris Pine

Bad Ass of the Year (seriously?): Clint Eastwood

Leader of the Year: Barack Obama

Also at the event; Annalynne McCord (following Kate Moss's mantra), Christian Slater, Amanda Seyfried, Rose McGowan (what have you done to your face?), Sarah Silverman, Clint Eastwood and Kim Kardashian.

  • When I was about 13 I read these (quite lame) American teen fiction books that all had names like 'Ben falls in love' and 'Zoe finds out' and 'Nina can't tell', in a series called 'Making Out', and there was a blind guy (Ben) who would wear Ray Bans all the time, and whose wardrobe was all organised by colour etc, so he would never pick out a dreadful outfit. Anyway, I used to think it'd be really funny if someone messed his wardobe up. I imagine, if they had, the result would be as above.

    To summarise, Merriweather (whatta rockstar name) looks like a blind American teenager from the 90's, whose wardobe has been cruelly sabotaged.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:25
  • What the fuck is with the glasses, oh dear, sack the stylist time! Looks like a complete twat !

    scarlet von fist Fri, 20/11/2009 - 09:46
  • What next? Katie Price as Mum of the Year? Oh, no, she missed that gig

    Blartmonster Fri, 20/11/2009 - 03:01
  • His face is fat.

    dennisnilsen Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:27
  • Daniel love, you're trying too hard. You look like someone who's backwards and who has just started "courting". Not a good look.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:17
  • Who is then girl in pic 3?

    whereswaldo Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:07
  • Knob jockey

    tescopop Thu, 19/11/2009 - 16:40
  • Knob jockey

    tescopop Thu, 19/11/2009 - 16:40
  • Who is then girl in pic 3?

    whereswaldo Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:07
  • Daniel love, you're trying too hard. You look like someone who's backwards and who has just started "courting". Not a good look.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:17
  • His face is fat.

    dennisnilsen Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:27
  • What next? Katie Price as Mum of the Year? Oh, no, she missed that gig

    Blartmonster Fri, 20/11/2009 - 03:01
  • What the fuck is with the glasses, oh dear, sack the stylist time! Looks like a complete twat !

    scarlet von fist Fri, 20/11/2009 - 09:46
  • When I was about 13 I read these (quite lame) American teen fiction books that all had names like 'Ben falls in love' and 'Zoe finds out' and 'Nina can't tell', in a series called 'Making Out', and there was a blind guy (Ben) who would wear Ray Bans all the time, and whose wardrobe was all organised by colour etc, so he would never pick out a dreadful outfit. Anyway, I used to think it'd be really funny if someone messed his wardobe up. I imagine, if they had, the result would be as above.

    To summarise, Merriweather (whatta rockstar name) looks like a blind American teenager from the 90's, whose wardobe has been cruelly sabotaged.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:25

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