Daniel Merryweather - not man of the year at the GQ Awards
He wore Blue Velvet
Thu, 19/11/2009 - 15:46 by HM writerAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *collapses* AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WHAT A TOTAL DICK...
We haven't laughed that much since Kelly Osbourne went out looking like this... Just imagine if they both went out at the same time, it would be too hilarious.
Daniel Merryweather was going for that popular Ducky from Pretty in Pink meets Roy Orbison look at the GQ Man Of The Year awards at the Chateau Marmont in LA.
Here are some of the results (sadly, they didn't include dear Daniel because Biggest Cunt didn't feature this year):
Comeback of the Year: Tom Brady
Funny Men of the Year: Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms
Breakout of the Year: Chris Pine
Bad Ass of the Year (seriously?): Clint Eastwood
Leader of the Year: Barack Obama
Also at the event; Annalynne McCord (following Kate Moss's mantra), Christian Slater, Amanda Seyfried, Rose McGowan (what have you done to your face?), Sarah Silverman, Clint Eastwood and Kim Kardashian.
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When I was about 13 I read these (quite lame) American teen fiction books that all had names like 'Ben falls in love' and 'Zoe finds out' and 'Nina can't tell', in a series called 'Making Out', and there was a blind guy (Ben) who would wear Ray Bans all the time, and whose wardrobe was all organised by colour etc, so he would never pick out a dreadful outfit. Anyway, I used to think it'd be really funny if someone messed his wardobe up. I imagine, if they had, the result would be as above.
To summarise, Merriweather (whatta rockstar name) looks like a blind American teenager from the 90's, whose wardobe has been cruelly sabotaged.
What the fuck is with the glasses, oh dear, sack the stylist time! Looks like a complete twat !
What next? Katie Price as Mum of the Year? Oh, no, she missed that gig
His face is fat.
Daniel love, you're trying too hard. You look like someone who's backwards and who has just started "courting". Not a good look.
Who is then girl in pic 3?
Knob jockey
Knob jockey
Who is then girl in pic 3?
Daniel love, you're trying too hard. You look like someone who's backwards and who has just started "courting". Not a good look.
His face is fat.
What next? Katie Price as Mum of the Year? Oh, no, she missed that gig
What the fuck is with the glasses, oh dear, sack the stylist time! Looks like a complete twat !
When I was about 13 I read these (quite lame) American teen fiction books that all had names like 'Ben falls in love' and 'Zoe finds out' and 'Nina can't tell', in a series called 'Making Out', and there was a blind guy (Ben) who would wear Ray Bans all the time, and whose wardrobe was all organised by colour etc, so he would never pick out a dreadful outfit. Anyway, I used to think it'd be really funny if someone messed his wardobe up. I imagine, if they had, the result would be as above.
To summarise, Merriweather (whatta rockstar name) looks like a blind American teenager from the 90's, whose wardobe has been cruelly sabotaged.