There's only one thing that promises to be more tedious than the actual royal wedding, and that's the person sitting next to you at whatever sparkling event you're attending, telling you how much they hate it. Watching a balding, overprivileged geography graduate wandering through London for several hours is going to be dry enough without a drunk Jeremy McTwatface explaining how much it costs, "And it's all coming out of our pockets!". And yes, we do have someone in mind while we write this, and yes they do know who they are. McTwatface.

Anyway, on his crusade to become Number One Cool Dude^® Daniel Radcliffe has declared he's going to be adopting the opinions of leading tastemakers and all round wonderful people. Us. Not openly declared of course, but our views are becoming suspiciously similar. Until we're offered Harry Potter lunchboxes that is. Then everything changes. (via Celebuzz):

“I was worried! I texted her [J.K. Rowling]. I said, ‘Look, is this true? Are you writing another book?!’”

 

“She wrote back that she was so pleased with my performance in Harry Potter 7: Part 1 that as a reward, she promised to never write another book about Harry,”

 

“I’ve been so busy with How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying that I haven’t been thinking about Harry. In a few months, I’ll have to flip the switch and get back into Potter mode for a few days, but right now there isn’t time to be nostalgic about it,”

It's not just Harry Potter that he's sick to death of though. He also hates the Queen and wants to kill her. Well, he's a bit bored by the royal wedding, but it all amounts to the same thing really, doesn't it? (Via Jimmy Fallon):

"You know, it [the wedding] seems to be a much bigger deal over here than it is at home, from what I'm gathering."

 

"From the friends I have spoken to, the thing they are most excited about is it means we get a four-day weekend at home! That's the kind of thing that's driving most people."

 

"I wish them all the happiness in the world but I'm not going as feverish as everyone else seems to [be]."

Feverish. That's the atmosphere in the HM office at the moment.