Daniel Radcliffe, like a caged tiger he's gonna take you ladies downDaniel Radcliffe, like a caged tiger he's gonna take you ladies down

Sex, sex, sex
Tue, 02/11/2010 - 16:45 by John Hill

In the second of our Harry Potter: Behind The Magic exposés we take a look at Emma Watson's main man - her confidente and best friend, Daniel Radcliffe, a man who really, really loves girls and just wants to sex them so much he can barely keep his hands to himself. Or his thoughts.

Speaking to OK! magazine, Danny The Lovebot explained how he's a free spirit now, in charge of his own destiny and finally able to do whatever job he chooses. There's ten years of unconvincing acting under that manly belt and now he's open to offers, he's waving those mediocre skills around like a freshly peeled chorizo:

'I imagine being like sort of cut loose, just doing whatever I like in terms of projects.  In the past if I was offered a great job, I'd have to say 'Oh sorry, I'm not available for another year and a half. It's wonderful to be working for that length of time, but it would be quite nice to have the freedom to pick and choose.'

But what about the girls? We all know how he loves the women, in fact Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Bone seems like a more appropriate title! Anyway, here's Danny:

'People think when you're famous you're going to be cool. I'm not. The type of girls I'd want to be with wouldn't be the girls who'd want to be with someone like me because of fame. I'm usually in a relationship, although I'm not now.'

Finally, to show the ladies he's not only concerned with having full sexual intercourse with them, he also spoke about his love of old things, including bones, cricket and drinking:

'I love watching the Discovery channel, I'm fascinated by archaeology. I love going to the cricket or the pub. I get some attention [from girls], but it's normally pretty fleeting.'

See? Even when he's talking about other stuff he's still talking about girls. Go get 'em Tiger. Grrrrrr.

 

Yeah, girls.

  • YAY!

    tescopop Wed, 03/11/2010 - 11:50
  • Chorizo di equino ? Emma and Daniel would make beautiful owl-babies together. Want one.

    slapper slayer Wed, 03/11/2010 - 11:23
  • So does Daniel Radcliffe !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 03/11/2010 - 11:13
  • I love chorizo.

    tescopop Wed, 03/11/2010 - 09:42
  • For a young man he don't half talk some shite. Is he still a virgin? He sounds 'ever so ever so' eager to be slipping someone a length. Does he even know how to use it? Him and Emma Watson sound as if they're stuck in a Pink Windmill time-warp.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 02/11/2010 - 16:58
  • For a young man he don't half talk some shite. Is he still a virgin? He sounds 'ever so ever so' eager to be slipping someone a length. Does he even know how to use it? Him and Emma Watson sound as if they're stuck in a Pink Windmill time-warp.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 02/11/2010 - 16:58
  • I love chorizo.

    tescopop Wed, 03/11/2010 - 09:42
  • So does Daniel Radcliffe !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 03/11/2010 - 11:13
  • Chorizo di equino ? Emma and Daniel would make beautiful owl-babies together. Want one.

    slapper slayer Wed, 03/11/2010 - 11:23
  • YAY!

    tescopop Wed, 03/11/2010 - 11:50

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